TV Tan Podcast

NSFW (Nyet Sochi, Forget Winter): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96), Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) and mysterious, extraneous ghost noises (thanks to no producer?) talk Sochi Olympics, The Walking Dead's return, Shameless & coke toddlers, Charlie Sheen's Ho du Jour, Orange Is the New Black, House of Cards, True Detective, the death of Ravenswood, the impending death of Mixology, Michael Imperioli's latest cop show (sans porn mustache), good riddance to Simon Cowell, Miss J & America's Next Top Model, Mary-Louise Parker & Feed Me, Bad Teacher & the new CBS Thursday, the Veronica Mars movie and What to Watch Harder (Girls, Broad City & Sleepy Hollow). Drinking: Fives Wives Vodka & Canada Dry.

NSFW (Nasty Stuff From Weirdos): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive or shallow gambling grave near you) talk Super Bowl XLVLVXIIIIXVLW, New Girl & Brooklyn Nine-Nine post-Bowl, The Strain, The Following, Wahlburgers, Blue Bloods, Sharknado 2: The Next One, E! ripping off Nikki & Sara, Katy Perry & the meh Grammys, My Five Wives (not the vodka), Black Sails & Captain Morgan, the dark porn reboot of Full House, and What to Watch Harder (Banshee, House of Lies, Agents of SHIELD & Justified). Drinking: High West Vodka 7000.

NSFW (Never Sweat Furry Women): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (A comedy dive and/or rasslin’ event near you) talk Better Call Saul casting news (Mike!), Black Sails, the WWE Royal Rumble, 16 alternatives to the Super Bowl, Lifetime’s effdup Lizzie Borden Took an Ax and Flowers In the Attic, NBC/NFL Thursdays?, 24: Live Another Day (unless you’re Chloe’s baby), Mexico Shore, the decline of Duck Dynasty, Hannibal, FX’s upcoming Married, You’re the Worst and Saint George (Lopez), Charlie Sheen’s contractual Anger Management death march, and What to Watch Harder (Banshee and Broad City). Drinking: Unsacred Brewing’s Rimando’s Wit Beer and Unfaithful IPA.

NSFW (NipSlipper: Fred Willard): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive and/or rocket factory near you) talk another year of Parks & Recreation, SNL, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Last Call With Carson Daly and too much other NBC news, Starz's Black Sails, Comedy Central's Broad City, hot-tubbin' with Natasha Leggero, The Blacklist, Denis Leary's new Sirens, the homophobic Bachelor, Archer, Fox's new Rake, Bones, Justified, George Takei getting snake-y on Lost Girl and the new WWE "network." Drinking: Milagro's Apple Pie Moonshine™ -- ask for it by name.

NSFW (Niners-Seattle For Win): Bill Frost (Salt Lake City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) talk Ice-T’s Final Level, Mad Men, Better Call Saul, The Birthday Boys, Enlisted, Cee-Lo Green’s “reality” show, new NBC replacements, Sarah Palin’s Amazing ‘Merica, DirecTV vs. The Weather Channel, The Artie Lang “Show,” karaoke “shows,” too much TV on Sundays & Wednesdays, the impending death of Parks & Recreation, the realization of Portlandia, Archer & Chozen, no True Blood movie for you and what to Watch Harder. Drinking: Uinta Yard Sale Winter Lager.

NSFW (Nothing Special—Fair Warning): Bill Frost (Salt Lake City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive or rasslin’ event near you) talk Saturday Night Live’s new cast addition, The Bachelor via Jezebel, Chozen, 2 Broke Girls vs. ‘Merican decency, Downton Abbey, Shameless, Banshee, Helix, True Detective, Killer Women, Agents of SHIELD, Justified, Tommy's useless NFL knowledge, Bill’s hatred of Super Bowl ads, the Veronica Mars movie, Mystery Girls, Young & Hungry, Up Close With Tig Notaro, the Community comeback, Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show and Netflix’s Lilyhammer. Drinking: Five Wives Vodka & soda.

NSFW (Nipples Sing For Wrestlers): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) talk Community, Dick Dynasty, Doctor Who, the Best TV of 2013 and the January 2014 onslaught of new and returning series (like Justified, Shameless, Banshee, Archer, True Detective, Chozen, etc.). Drinking: 360 Glazed Donut Vodka + Skyy Raspberry Vodka = Jelly-Filled Donut Vodka.

NSFW (Nacho Santa For the Win): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (currently holidaying in the Ogden of California, Sacramento) talk a little Walking Dead, then dig into a gift bag of terrible-yet-strangely-similar new Christmas movies from Lifetime, Hallmark, ABC Family, Ion and the Home Satan Network. Merry Xmas, TV house! Drinking: Uinta Baba Black Lager.

NSFW (Next Season Finally Walkers): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive or rasslin’ event near you) talk The Walking Dead Midseason Finale—extensively, so, spoilers—Frank Darabont’s Mob City, Bonnie & Clyde miniseries, Sons of Anarchy, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, American Horror Story: Coven, Masters of Sex, Homeland and Rick & Morty. Drinking: Leftover Wild Turkey & Uinta Wyld.

NSFW (Non-Stop Five Wives): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) talk the untimely dirtnaps of Clay, Brian Griffin & Martinez, Sons of Anarchy, Agents of SHIELD, The Walking Dead, Family Guy, SNL & that Hunger Games guy, Katie Couric & Yahoo!, the American “Music” Awards, Total Divas, Eric & Jessie (whoever the hell they are), From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series, The X non-Factor, The Bachelor, the imminent cancellation of all of NBC, Al Swearingen vs. Downton Abbey, Bar Rescue & Raising Hope. Drinking: High West American Prairie Reserve Bourbon.

NSFW (Never Say Fuck Whistles): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96), Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) and two bottles of Utah’s own Five Wives Vodka (Sinful Cinnamon & Heavenly Vanilla Custard) talk Breaking Bad/Malcolm In the Middle, hate boners for Comcast/Suckfinity, rasslin’ (UCW-Zero, WWE & TNA), How I Met Your Dad, Netflix (Marvel’s Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Daredevil & Jessica Jones), TV Tan’s Big 3 (Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Sons of Anarchy & The Walking Dead), Jim Norton & Patton Oswalt pissing on Last Comic Standing, junkie Dracula, Alpha House vs. Veep, Alec Baldwin vs. MSNBC, Doctor Who 50th Anniversary, yet more Netflix (Better Off Ted & more cool dead shows), R.I.P. W. Kamau Bell (the show, not the guy), the Esquire Network for bored rich whiteys, Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown and Nikita. Drinking: A whole lotta Five Wives.

NSFW (Nipples Squirt Fun Water): Bill Frost (Salt Lake City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) talk Seth MacFarlane's Bordertown, Sean Saves the World (still?!), The Mindy Project & New Girl, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Carrie Diaries, The Blacklist needs not your viewership, Glee, Orange Is the New Black & Kate Mulgrew & NTSF:SD:SUV, Sons of Anarchy, Amazon's Alpha House, American Horror Story: Coven, Shakes the Clown & God Bless America, The Walking Dead, iZombie, Watch Harder: Arrow & Grimm. Drinking: White Russians w/ Five Wives Vodka.

NSFW (No Sandwiches For Wombats): Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) talk and/or mention in passing Back In the Game (dead), Trophy Wife & The Goldbergs (not dead), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 2 Broke Girls, the end of The Client List, Witches of East End & Devious Maids, Chuck on Netflix, Da Ali G Show on FXX, Grimm & Dracula (again), web series: Cleaners, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, Burning Love, Ghost Ghirls, Essenemma and Hot Sluts. Drinking: Squatters Organic Amber Ale.

NSFW: Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) talk TNA Impact rasslin', Grimm & Dracula, Sean Saves the World vs. Dads in the Suck Sweepstakes, The Simpsons (R.I.P. Edna Krabappel), Better Call Saul NOT going to Netflix (thanks, Reddit), that fucking Entourage movie again, too many late-night talk shows, Nikki & Sara Live, Homeland, Dexter IS going to Netflix, Walking/Talking Dead, SOA, SHIELD, Orange Is the New Blackface and Eastbound & Down. Drinking: Sobieski Vodka.

NSFW: Bill Frost (City Weekly & X96) and Tommy Milagro (a comedy dive near you) talk Sons of Anarchy, Walking Dead, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (w/ guest insight from Hello Sweetie's Rebecca), The Kitten Bowl, The Good Wife vs. the NFL, Entourage ... movie?, Betty White, Parks & Recreation vacation, Orange Is the New Black, old models vs. Girls, Bates Motel, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Grimm, Dracula and Almost Human. Drink: 360 Vodka.