Chainsawsuit: The Podcast

The live show is here! Kris and Mikey take the stage and put on a show for the ages (1871-1951 only). They discuss almost not making it to the panel (again,) new sponsors, quizzes for the audience, and they choose topics live from audience suggestions. (Also, Mikey's dad takes the stage with Kris because PAX is awesome.) Also, here is the full, uncut panel video from PAX's Hedgehog Theater! Thanks to @aioua for separating it out. Watch live video from PAX2 on Twitch

This week we venture into uncharted territory where Mikey must host alone, as Kris is enjoying the newfound lack of sleep that fatherhood is wont to provide. Mikey does many things this week including: Talks to a ghost Looks back fondly on that time he talked to a ghost Talks about the new episode of Movies With Mikey on Ladyhawke that in embedded below for the benefit of mankind Quizzes some special guests like Amy Berg, John Scalzi, and Bobak Ferdowsi Looks back on some of Kris’s best of commercial moments

The blow - n. (slang) A joke good enough to close the scene. Also called "the button." Kris and Mikey search high and low for the blow, and along the way they: Hit all the to-dos on your Maslow's hierarchy of needs Talk gendered nouns Uncover a little of what's happening at PAX -- yes, our panel Saturday will be streamed via Twitch! Dig into haters vs. the merely slightly-disappointed Take a quiz one of you submitted! Submit your topics and/or quizzes to choose@chainsawsuit.com Do their best -- and believing in each other, they just might find the right button for the episode. PLUS! What?! It's another Movies with Mikey -- this time, checking out the classic Renny Harlin/Geena Davis/Samuel L. Jackson flick The Long Kiss Goodnight!

In a sizzler -- not Sizzler® -- of a summer episode, Kris and Mikey tackle: Automated RIAA copyright enforcement Nose-breathing Changing the dictionary Mikey's newest Movies with Mikey (which you can watch below!) Movie adaptations of non-movies And for the first time ever, a quiz submitted by a listener! Mikey and Kris team up for once! You can submit topics (or quizzes) to choose@chainsawsuit.com! Sizzler. Dammit

This weekend, Mikey went to San Diego Comic Con. But guess who didn't not go? If you guessed Kris, this might be the start of your hot streak! In a surprise twist, Kris also went to SDCC -- and nobody knows like Kris and Mikey that it wouldn't be a real San Diego without: Exclusive celebrity interviews including Chris Pratt from Guardians of the Galaxy, Adam Savage from MythBusters, Chris Hemsworth from Thor, and a cavalcade of other huge and hot gets All-new celebrity quizzes! How do you match up? Tons of insider San Diego comics news from the Chainsawsuit satellite event in San Diego's beautiful Gaslamp District -- if you missed it, you missed out! Let the boys bring the show to you in this must-listen, can't-not-listen episode. START LISTENING

Dust off your dancing shoes because there's actually no new music from us in this episode; we just agreed that your dancing shoes are getting musty. In this, our 65th adventure together, we brought the JUICE. There's talk about Mikey's new run on the Borderlands comic, and the first issue "The Fall of Fyrestone #1" is out. A lot of effort was extended to get the book to the highest rated Kindle comic on Amazon. If you want to help get it there, PICK IT UP!  Kris must endure what it's like to take a quiz where each question is a perplexing grenade of sadness BECAUSE THIS IS HOW IT FEELS, KRIS. Nancy Grace! Region Con - the number ONE new convention that may possibly happen, maybe. We choose YOUR topics. AND MORE! As always, subscribe to us on iTunes and chat with us in the comments about the show. We love hearing what you have to say.

If you're standing, you may want to sit down. If you're sitting, you may want to lie on your back. Today a truly rare treasure has been unearthed: unused audio from the pilot of a show no one has ever, ever heard of: The Zack Files. We assure you nobody has ever heard of this show, and after our exclusive look, probably never will again. IMDB doesn't even have an entry about how everyone involved in this show vanished from the face of the earth. After all, it wasn't a show in America. I mean I never heard of it. So it's not a thing. PLUS: another quiz that hurts Mikey's heart! Listen in real time as his valves shrivel and harden shut. Post your results in the comments!

Big news, listeners! When it comes to news of the day, we've decided to stay positive and keep it good. Call us the Good News Boys! We'll put a smile up your face! What's been happening with us? A lot of new video content up at Chainsawsuit Original, for one! Including just the quizzes. Mikey formally talks about his PAX keynote! A tricky TV quiz that Kris hated loved! Shining a light on Kickstarters that need a little love! And one that Mikey singlehandedly saved. Hope you're having a good week. We love ya.

As dusk throws an amber pall over the world, its mistress -- the evening wind -- screams... "Glamour... glamour!" From the red-litten fields, a man with a camera rises. If you've never been angry before, this might be the podcast to do it. Don't worry, we get right there with you, by discussing the necessity of Glamour Shots® in the age of mechanical reproduction a quiz that starts out fun and games, then casts a dire light on a horrendous social plague your topics, to cleanse the palate! We'll check out yours and maybe run it on the show if you send us one at choose@chainsawsuit.com Everyone cool down, do a shot, then do a Shot® at your nearest Glamour Shots® location, and don't forget to watch the newest series on Chainsawsuit Original: Movies with Mikey. He reviewed the 1990s TMNT last time, and now he's after Turtles II? Check it out!

Welcome back from the other side of a week of special E3 podcasts! We're back to normal but that doesn't make the show any less special, with A return visit from Buzz Calhoun Kris and Mikey getting into a sleeping bag together Another devastating quiz (post your results in the comments!) And many, many topics topicked about! Lose the grief and prepare for beef, it's Chainsawsuit time i'm sorry. i'm sorry i won't say that again.

Another special episode from Los Angeles -- Kris and Mikey take a left turn from E3 and visit Jet Propulsion Laboratories and our host and friend Bobak Ferdowsi! On the menu: - Space - Star Trek - 2001 vs. 2010 - Mission to Mars (the movie, not the mission) - Space Thanks to JPL and Bobak for the amazing tour! Many childhood dreams came true on this day.

Our E3 exclusivity train rolls on! Now pulling into Exxxtreme Street Station. Mind the third rail... of awesomeness (?) The interviews we bagged for this edition will blow your mind's butt out the front of your mind's head: - Larry "Major Nelson" Hryb, Director of Programming for Xbox Live - Adam Sessler, industry personality - Ryon and Felicia Day, Geek and Sundry - Jeff Zugale, Blind Squirrel Games - Plus a very special extra special surprise interview! Once again this was all made possible by Gamergulp.tv, the Official Video Sports Quencher of E3! thanks gulpies

Hey, gamer gang, open wide... this is Kris and Mikey coming at your mouths. Thanks to Gamergulp we're bringing you an exclusive all-access pass to Electronic Entertainment Expo 2014. We'll take a look at the hottest games and the coolest new periphs this year at E3! It's fresh and slammin'. We're blasting it out -- deep into your body -- all exclusively thanks to Gamergulp, the Official Video Sports Quencher of E3, featuring the fresh new launch flavor Contact High. Gulp you some at gamergulp.tv/e3-launch-2014! This info-packed show features exclusive industry interviews with: Eric Pope, Community Manager for Harmonix Eric Neustadter, Operations Manager for Xbox Live, Microsoft Bill Roper, VP/GM at Disney Interactive John T. Drake, Director of Publishing/PR, Harmonix Cliff Bleszinski, industry personality/video game designer

Everyone's back and firing on most cylinders this week! It's a V7. The episode beckons thus: A quiz right in front which obliterates Kris. Try your hand and comment with your results! Mikey's a little under the weather, but an inspiring -- and surprising -- symposium of the heart and mind, makes him whole and one with the universe. Topics get chosen on Choose a Topic! Submit yours to choose@chainsawsuit.com and we will make a choice out of them and talk about your ideas on the show. More commercials to embolden the spirit and lift the soul. Allons-y? More like allons-you! Don't correct me, I know what it means.

Mikey is out sick! He's had the flu for a week. That's why Kris took it upon himself to release Episode 56. Or part of one. Maybe. He didn't get very far. This week: ??? For real, feel better, Mikey.