Chainsawsuit: The Podcast

Lay out your ho-ho-ho wreaths and stomp a flocked ornament -- the Original Boys of Yule "candy-cane up" a Christmas storm! Feel the bite of winter shriek down your back and shoot out your fingertips in this never-aired holiday special. Ring in Jesus' birth with animal friends! Savor Mikey's Cookie Corner, packed with mirth... and meat! A drop-in and sudden holiday menacing from a long-lost sponsor! With special guests... some of you! You'll be saying "It's so cold, I can't feel my face" ... with laughter.

Mikey and Kris aren't messing around this week. Things are serious... deadly serious... when Kris dies. Then is revived. After that, the boys: Discuss what's {wrong,right} with the depiction of air traffic control repair on the CBS drama  Try to figure out what the new fall shows are from just the titles Take your topics to task with one you sent in! This time it's shows and movies we'd remake or reboot. Send your topics to choose@chainsawsuit.com and we might use them on the show! Special thanks to our patrons, among whom we count Jackson "Maxxin" Fenner, Marius "Hilarious" Furter, Michael "Bikehole" Koes, Kyle "Pile" Douglas, and Thomas "Thomas" Gilronan. Thanks all!

In this very awful special episode, Kris and Mikey dive deep into pop culture -- some more pop than others. The Star Wars Episode VII trailer discussed! And check out the Movies with Mikey on this below. A quiz that looks deep into Kris' childhood. Perhaps the childhoods of us all. A very special dramatic Small Wonder fanfic reading. We did not write the fanfic.

Forget the turkey, just load me up with a syringe of tryptophan right to the veins, it's our 90-minute Thanksgiving chit-chatstravaganza. We slather your plate with our gravy, covering: Thanksgiving misgivings Small wonders (nope, actually Small Wonder) A Pilgrim-themed quiz that leveled Kris. Total obliteration We dissect the Jurassic World trailer because it released early! (Not a fake segment; lots of Jurassic Park talk) Thanks to everyone for your support! In addition, Mikey set us up a pledge page for Patrick Rothfuss's Worldbuilders, a charity drive benefitting Heifer International. Check the updates page for the new stuff we'll do if we hit the mark! It's a cause we believe in.

Hey Executive Producers -- I was supposed to mention your names on the show this week, but I forgot. I hope this makes it up to you. Signed, Formerly, Kris

Get in touch with the books. Kris and Mikey send you on a journey of the imagination to: Mikey's Book Hole, where he interviews Starsky Lampert, famed author of Midnight Thrush Beloved actor talk and whether Firefly gets in Castle's way A quiz that plumbs the depths of our failed TV knowledge from an era long gone Public access Author on Author, featuring two authors who may or may not have written books that our Patreon listeners provided the titles of, LIVE Commercials!

Saddle up for a hard ride deep into -- okay. I'm doing it on purpose. There's a lot of innuendo that isn't actually in the show. I have to get it out of my system somewhere. But we do have: Thanks to our Executive Producers, as well as good people like Jessie Zimmer, Jeff Carpenter, Mike Caron, Taija Tevia-Clark and J. Scott Jewell for their support on our Patreon. If you like the show, check it out! We talk about the Borg! Parents! Non-creatives! Take a "cruise" on the wild side with a "tom" of a quiz! (It's about Tom Cruise, the movie star.) We take your topics at choose@chainsawsuit.com -- send in yours! A long look at... TROPES. CRITICISM. WHAT DOES IT MEAN And big ups to Mikey for his new season of Movies with Mikey, starting with his look at The World's End and a shoutout from Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg. Watch it here:

Len Peralta of Geek a Week and Exterminite joins us on this outsized show! This monster is its own nightmare, with: Talking Exterminite, with Issue 1 of the new nightmare-killing mini-series on Amazon and Comixology now! The trouble with Gotham The Netflix Superiority Mikey challenges Len and Kris with a comic book quiz-off A deep tear on some unsavory ghosts in Len's house Plus for the first time ever, the show ran so long I split off the rest of the ghost stories. You can find them at our Patreon for free!

This week, the Chainsawsuit podcast invites you to join us in a Halloween retelling of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow as you've never heard it before -- with special guest Molly Lewis. To say more would be to give too much away. Put on your headphones, close your eyes, and cover your neck. If you enjoyed the show, check out our Patreon where you can help us continue to make great content like this!

A shocking episode that will leave parts of you breathless! (The lungs.) Mikey and Kris appear on British radio to talk about their new Patreon for Chainsawsuit Original animations, videos and skits -- everything goes great, except for the interview part We welcome guest Ben Paddon of Portscenter who sticks around for the whole show! This time it's Kris and Mikey's turn to run a deep tag-team on Ben, making him take a quiz that only '90s kids who aren't Kris or Ben will remember! Plus a special inaugural appearance by Steel-Throated Swallows. I'm sorry, that is supposed to say "inaudible," not inaugural PLUS -- check out the pre-order for Issue 1 of Exterminite from Mikey, Len Peralta and Kris. Debuts October 29! Read the first 5 pages here!

This is a big episode for us, folks -- you can listen to it happen live: Kris and Mikey talk about more of their creative passions A furious mob commemorates the end of Broodhollow: Book 2 A romantic new movie trailer and an instant review later in the program, PLUS The announcement of the Chainsawsuit Original Patreon, for all things podcast, animation, video series, webseries, reviews, albums -- it's a Kris and Mikey omnimediaravaganza and beyond. It's in the early stages but check it out and get on the ground floor! Cuts from our upcoming album. Deep, smokey, rich. This is like mainlining Jack Link himself ... plus more emotions than you would think

Grab three (3) of your favorite glowsticks, because this is one rave of an episode! This week, we hammer the following into oblivion: Kris sends Mikey to an adult education class to learn about baby care Your topics are chosen! Send your subjects for us to discuss in a future show to choose@chainsawsuit.com. What are Kris and Mikey's least favorite jobs? The nature of being typecast Iron Man 4? But at what cost? PLUS new commercials you won't forgive forget!

After coming back to center in last week's show, after going mad in the episode two weeks ago, Kris and Mikey drop an episode that just might be the single most insaniest episode of all time. Of over-statements, we feel that it's an under-statement. Mikey is missing and it seems that Business Friends might have something to do with that Mikey and Kris go green Mikey and Kris give up on green A new show premieres Man, I dunno, there seems to be a lot of gunshots in this episode. Was that on purpose? Kris? Do you any thoughts on that?

After last week's show, Kris and Mikey come back to center with a fun and fascinating discussion about creativity. Find out: Exactly how Kris and Mikey's creative processes are polar opposites Current projects including Mikey's The Ending experiment How we edit audio and why Kris is so lazy A visit to the Death Star Borderlands talk! PLUS two epic commercials

Looks like Kris made a mistake this week and sold the entire episode out as ad space! Which works out because it fulfills the dreams of many-a-listener who have wondered, "What would happen if they just did commercials for almost the entire episode?" Consider the question answered. Mikey will sleep forever now.