The Self Indulgent Podcast

Keith Carey guests on the show today.  Shaun opens the show with a big announcement.  Keith is sick of his middle name.  The guys talk about their New Years and Shaun feels he got too drunk and was an asshole.  Andy T went through some interesting towns while driving to Tennessee.  The show got another filthy voice mail.  Tim calls in and asks Keith to tell his Craigslist trolling story.  Keith tells the story about visiting a glory hole after answering a Craigslist ad.  Keith talks about his moms problems with drugs and explains the one good thing about meth.  Alysa calls in and talks about punching Keith in the face.  After the break, the Original Juggalo listener calls in and sounds like hes by a forklift that's constantly backing up.  Shaun plays a clip of Robert Tran talking shit about Keith.  Keith rips into Robert.  Keith has blown a guy to please an ex girlfriend.  Keith tells the story about a heckler they call drunk Linda.  The guys listen to a voice mail of Erik Wargo calling out Josh and Shaun.  To wrap up the show, Eric Hollerbach calls in because he's sick of Josh's constant bragging. Follow Keith @KeithtellsJokes www.facebook.com/keithcareycomedy www.spectaclesimprov.com www.selfindulgentpodcst.com (323) 617 3647

Its the end of the year Special!!  Marc with a C and Randy guest with sit in co-host Josh Nicols.  Shaun feels bad for Randy's Mom.  Josh hates condoms and still lasts forever without them.  Listeners feel bad for Josh's wife.  Marc always has a bland Christmas and talks about having to take a family portrait that ended in bickering.  Everyone talks about how their Christmas went.  Josh thinks Randy should have been an extra in Pineapple Express.  Randy's boss makes pot jokes at him.  The guys take some Facebook questions and Andy T is broadcasting from Nashville.  The guys have some good new years stories.  Josh has a horrible surprise getting a prostate exam.  Shaun's still getting voice mails from a couple craigslist perverts.  The guys hand out their Fuck Yous and Fuck Yeas for 2012.  Shaun plays a few of his favorite moments from the year which include, Jacob R from Podtact, Carl bashing Josh, listener Lauren being drunk and Shaun molesting his brother Scott.  The guys breakdown some freestyling Juggalos and to wrap up the show, Andy T's top Florida news! www.selfindulgentpodcast.com www.spectaclesimprov.com www.cherryspitz.com (323) 617 3647

Erik Wargo is the guest today with sit in co-host Josh Nicols.  Erik has started a new podcast called Blammo.  The guys hate people that are anti Christmas.  Josh has pissed off some listeners by calling one of them the C word and then continues to do so.  Josh continues the tradition of shitting up Shaun's bathroom.  Erik tends to like crazy chicks and dated someone that was in an open marriage.  Erik and Shaun talk about bombing recently.  Erik worked for Suicide Girls which helped his sex life.  The guys talk about making sacrifices for relationships.  The guys answer some Facebook questions.  Everyone wishes Santa was real so people that are anti Christmas would actually get coal.  Erik and Josh really want to see the video of Shaun peeing behind Stages Theater.  Josh hates Green Day and the guys discuss punk rock.  Shaun and Andy T hand out some Fuck Yous to Facebook posts that include 3rd world children to make you feel guilty, going to Wal-Mart and nerds that act like they don't know anything about sports.  Erik ends up being one of these nerds.  Matt Apodaca calls in to defend himself and argues that cake is better than pie.  The guys listen to some youtube clips of people that are upset with "Haters".  To wrap up the show, Andy T's news! The Viral Video of an Eagle grabbing kid ends up being a hoax Lady hangs up Christmas lights in the shape of a middle finger www.erikwargo.com www.spectaclesimprov.com www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Alysa Breen sits in on the show this episode.  Alysa's afraid of strangers.  Shaun did his first set in front of an older crowd.  Everyone avoids driving behind trucks with a ton of junk stacked up in the bed.  Shaun loves the Snoop Dogg  Girls Gone Wild.  Everyone discusses the horrible timing for the jokes made last episode.  Jack calls in and asks Alysa about her tattoos and sexually harasses her.  During an interview, Alysa opens up about her recent divorce, her troubles with horrible boyfriends and her tough experiences growing up.  She talks about what its like to be a female comic, beating herself up with a baseball bat and attempting suicide at a young age.  Alysa gave an ex boyfriend a concussion.  Shaun had to pee in a cup several times this week and Josh once pissed his pants while driving.  Shaun loves peeing outside and Josh finds out Shaun's been peeing behind Stages Theater.  Alysa is jealous of guys for being able to urinate so freely.  The guys take some Facebook questions.  To wrap up the show, Andy T's news! Florida Woman's driveway is stolen Get a plastic mold of your penis 46 year old man dancing to gangnam style has heart attack and dies Alysa will be at the Brea Improv Dec 18th  at 8 pm Follow Alysa on Twitter @alysabreensmean http://smokingandyelling.blogspot.com/ www.spectaclesimprov.com www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

> Austin Floyd is today’s guest.  Josh wants to play in the little league world series.  Shaun talks about his birthday. Shaun made the mistake of making friends with a 711 guy.  Josh wants to lose weight.  Austin was born with one lung and sleeps like he’s in a coffin.  Shaun has a strange way of disposing bugs in the bathroom.  Austin’s the only male at his job.  Austin grew up in backwards KKK hick town that was papered with racist propaganda.  Shaun went to school with a racist kid named Leo that got his ass kicked.  Austin shares his experience when his high school fell victim to a shooting.  Austin shares his cat with his ex girlfriend.  Shaun tries figure out Austin and Josh’s penis size.  Josh claims he wouldn’t go down on himself if he could.  Josh has tasted jizz before.  The guys break down possibly the worst show on the internet called Circle Radio from The Marijuana Radio Network in “Your Podcast Sucks”.  After tearing into the most worst show ever, the guys listen to what many consider the worst gangnam style parody on the internet.  To wrap up the show, Andy T’s news! > >   > > PSY has to apologize for a previous anti American song. > >   > > www.spectaclesimprov.com > >   > > www.selfindulgentpodcast.com > >   > > (323) 617 3647

Robert Tran joins the guys with sit in co-host Josh Nicols today.  Robert wants to make fun of asian drivers but feels its too hack.   Robert makes fun of Keith Carey.  Andy T isn't bored sexually.  Josh has made a tradition of shitting up Shaun's bathroom every time he comes over.  Robert dabs his penis with toilet paper after peeing.  Robert has masturbated in strange places and DOESN"T have a goodies folder.  Robert fails at abstaining from masturbation.  Old Macho Man clips are hilarious.  Super fan Dieckmann calls in and compliments the show.  Shaun apologizes for his terrible comments.  Robert doesn't like Dieckmann for taking attention away from him.  Shaun confronts Robert for making him seem like an asshole at an open mic.  Robert talks about being depressed and reading self help books.  Gamestop employees are stuck up.  Robert goes to Hooters for the experience.  Josh has had some funny experience in Hooters.  Andy T reads some Facebook questions.  Robert defends Lindsay Lohan.  Josh has a big angerbang list.  As a child, Shaun signed a promise to God to save himself for marriage.  Republicans and Liberals are all trolls.  The guys try to solve a riddle.  Shauns trying to bridge the gap between stand up and improv.  Shaun wants more crazy people to believe in the Mayan calendar.  Shaun is depressed about getting older but the other guys enjoy getting older.  Robert learns where babies come from via a Power Rangers episode.  Robert grew up really sheltered and is guilted into not moving out of his parents house.  Robert talks about the sources of his depression.  Josh thinks Robert had the same childhood as a redneck kid.  Shaun may have an entitlement issue.  Listener Jake calls in and asks the guys for advice and then calls Robert homosexual.  Roberts discouraged by Jake's call.  Shaun leaves a dark craigslist ad and gets a gross voicemail from it.  In Work Life, Shaun has some good news.  To wrap up the show, Andy T's news. Chuck Norris is 72 Kids find bottle and accidentally take Acid Guy gets paid $15000 for Romney tattoo Malls are selling caviar in vending machines Follow Robert on Twitter @RobertTran04 Irvine Improv Dec 5th at 8pm Brea Improv Dec 18th 8 Pm Cherry Spitz v.s. The Apocalypse at Stages Theatre in Fullerton on Dec 7th at 1030 pm www.spectaclesimprov.com www.selfindulgentpodcast.com

Natey D and Randy sit in on the show today.  The guys open the show talking about their Thanksgiving.  Marc calls Shaun on Thanksgiving and apologizes for eating to much weed brownie.  Shauns mom thinks hes in a gang after seeing his Juggalo video.  Shaun hands out a couple of Fuck Yous.  Robot Nate makes a couple appearances due to some technical difficulties.  Freaky J left some dirty voicemails.  In craigslist fishing, the guys break down several songs that people submitted to the show via craigslist.  Shaun's creeped out by the equipment  in his great grandparents bathroom.  Shaun gives a lackluster Work Life.  Natey D gets vague notes from clients.  Norton calls in and Shaun harasses him with masturbation questions.  To wrap the show, Andy T's news! Two people shot outside of Wal-Mart on Black Friday Man runs over people on Black Friday Fight Breaks out on Black Friday, man pulls gun Gagnam Style is the most watched video on youtube ever Shaun's Brother hates Halo 4 Follow on Twitter: @truckin_nerd www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Connor McSpadden is the guest with sit in co-host Brandon Scott today.  The show starts with Connor  beat boxing with "boots cats" (you'll understand when you listen).  The show is giving away shirts.  Connor's most liked status is homoerotic.  A bunch of "A Gentleman's Quarrel" fans like the Facebook fan page and Connor thinks Shaun is sad for keeping track.  Shaun pisses in a cup while driving.  Shaun interviews Connor about comedy, his new relationship and adolescent masturbation.  Shaun puts Brandon's mic on probation.  Gregory calls in accuses Connor of sexual assault.  Connor's friend Brandon calls in and also accuses of Connor of sexual assault.  Connor has panic attacks.  After a break, Shaun talks about the Improv Cup and tells a story about shitting up the bathroom at the theatre.  Connor fakes mental illness to avoid embarrassment in a public bathroom.  Connor did standup at a strip club.  The guys take some Facebook questions.  To wrap up the show, Andy T's news! Texas trying to secede from the union 17 year old kid crashes car after drunk driving, kills friend and sentenced to go to church Parents get 16 year old son strippers for his birthday party Follow Connor @ConnorMcSpadden Follow Brandon @TheBrandonScott Follow Shaun @LatencyMan Connor doing standup at Brea Improv on 11/24 and 12/18 Irvine Improv 12/04 Ontario Improv 12/13 Shaun doing stand up at The Epic Lounge in Downey 11/24 www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Matt Apodcaca sits in on the show today.  The guys wish Natey D happy birthday and Matt is jealous its not his birthday yet.  Shaun and Matt are improv cup partners this year.  Matt quotes Eminem.  Matt encourages voting while Shaun doesn't.  The guys listen to clips of an irate woman screaming about the election results.  The guys think Donald Trump has gone crazy.  Shaun asks Matt sexual questions.  Everyone takes some facebook questions.  Matt loves candy and acts like he hates babies.  Matt is still on the hunt for the ladies and Shaun gives unwarranted advice.  Matt feels uncomfortable.  Shaun sings some Sam Cooke.  Shaun thinks hes done with A Gentleman's Quarrel because it's too easy and then continues to rip on them.  Matt and Shaun participated with Spectacles in breaking the world record for longest improv scene, 25 hours.  Andy T likes Gangnum style but Shaun and Matt are sick of it.  The guys are sick of predictable comedy.  To wrap up the show, Andy T's news. Girl fired for racist tweets Mail carrier walked dead body thinking it was a mannequin Andy T used to lay in peoples yard on Halloween Amateur rappers rob recording studio after they record a song Two Priests get in fist fight over parking spot Matt thinks Sun Chips are too loud www.cherryspitz.com www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Nathan Camp guests with sit in co host Josh Nicols this episode.  Shaun watched Nathan try to parallel park for 5 minutes right before the show.  Nathan talks about living in a car and not knowing who his father is.  Nathan tells dark jokes in front of his mother and has homophobic co workers.  Robert Tran calls in, apologizes for saying things to piss off Nathan and sets a date for them to have sex.  Shaun was an asshole to Super Fan Dieckmann this week and feels bad for it.  A Gentlemen's Quarrel Podcast went off on the guys on a recent episodes. The guys listen to clips and respond. Brian from A Gentlemen's Quarrel calls in and says horrible things.  The guys talk about smoking.  Nathan is afraid to settle down and Josh's wife has trouble kissing him through his beard.  To wrap up the show, Andy T's New! Man on PCP defecates in cop car and bites off own finger 10 million dollar reward for finding bigfoot Josh and Nathan are afraid of ghosts they know don't exist http://www.facebook.com/NateCampComedian Nov 20 Brea Improv www.improvcup.com www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Alex Foster sits in on the episode today with sit in co host Marc. The guys start the show talking about what they did the night before. Marc asks Alex what he thinks about Shaun. Alex has a list a grievances for Marc. Marc doesn't like that everything he says gets blown out of proportions. Marc admires Josh Nicols, even after he bashed him a couple episodes ago. Marc has changed his mind about the T-Shirts. Eric Hollerbach wrote an email warning T-Shirt buyers that Shaun is running a scam. Shaun complains about bitter comics. Alex talks about doing improv and going to clowning school. Shaun Alex first speak on stage. Shaun has moments of feeling old. Marc feels old while playing laser tag. The guys take some Facebook questions. Marc questions Alex about his girlfriend. Marc talks about some of his drug experiences. Shaun went to the zoo. Shaun went to a strip club called Fritz. Marc talks about his experience in Tijuana strip club. To wrap up the show, Andy T's news! Couple has sex on table at restaurant Guy shows up at his own wake Couple gets caught stealing televisions from bathroom The guys talk about uncircumcised penis' and discuss watching porn with your friends. http://spectaclesimprov.com/ www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Robert Tran sits in on todays episode with sit in cohost Brandon.  The show starts with Robert talking about being depressed as a kid but finding happiness in comedy.  Robert starts a habit of attacking Brandon throughout the show.  Dale calls in and says he saw Robert due stand up.  Robert is reading a self help book and is trying to be happy.  Robert tries to measure his penis with pieces of paper.  Robert tells the story about  getting fired for sexual harassment.  Shaun brings up a story that Robert doesn't want to talk about.  Robert talks about getting a ticket for public urination and cried over it.  The guys talk about Tim Allen and Home Improvement.  Brandon thinks he can give Robert sex advice.  Robert continues to insult Brandon.  Shaun reads some email insulting him for crying.  The guys play A Gentlemen's Quarrel's response to their segment last week, "Your Podcast Sucks".  Shaun hands out a fuck you to political correctness and talks about political correct memes.  Shaun makes some predictions of new things that will become offensive.  The guys slam polotics and to wrap up the show, Andy T's news. twitter.com/roberttran04 http://soundcloud.com/robert-tran-4 facebook.com/februaryturk Robert Tran Dates brea improv on october 23rd 8 p.m., brea improv november 7th 8 p.m., irvine improv december 5th 8 p.m. www.theimprovspace.com www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Part 2 starts with Andy T hating Shauns choice of intro music. Josh has joined a group for a wrestling role playing game. Shaun plays clips of him calling the dirty voicemail guys from craigslist and acting like an upset husband. One of the craigslist guys calls into the show. The guys talk about messing with people that wanted to cyber in chat rooms. The guys have a new segment called "Your podcast sucks" where they breakdown other podcasts and rip into them. This weeks podcast is called A Gentlemen's Quarrel. To wrap up the show, Andy T's news! Pizza man tazed but keeps pizzas Shaun talks about a customer trying to attack him when he worked at Blockbuster Pet Store employees lock teens in store and beat them Lady beats husband with his prosthetic leg http://cj.spectaclesimprov.com/ www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Josh Nicols sits in on todays show.  The show starts with Josh trashing a listener of the show.  The guys talk about the personality test from last week and how it broke Shaun.  Shaun talks about crying and trying to change some things about himself.  Josh is afraid of ghosts that he doesn't believe in.  Shaun talks about throwing a table at work over an old girlfriend.  Shaun talks about missing his flight when he went to IL and Norton trying to calm him down when he didn't need it.  Shaun thinks Josh has an issue with women.  Josh watched porn at 8 years old and had his first sexual experience in middle school which included something called "soaking".  Shaun tries to get Josh to show him his beer can dick.  The guys take some Facebook question and Shaun imagines morbid things to last longer in the bedroom.  Josh talks openly about some issues his mother has and how it is to live with that.  Josh's brother moves away and his mom takes it personally.  Josh used to place his seed on an ex-girlfriends face.  Shaun talks about Marc being proud of being a vegan.  Josh thinks Andy T doesn't like him. http://cj.spectaclesimprov.com/ www.selfindulgentpodcast.com (323) 617 3647

Brandon and Marc sit in this episode while Andy T is out for the week.  Marc tries to add his own sound drops.  The guys talk about their weeks.  Shaun makes fun of the laugh-0-meter.  Andy T calls in and reports from his dadios birthday.  Shaun makes fun of the guys' hair gel.  Marc thinks selling T-Shirts cheapens the show.  Brandon talks about having a threesome and Marc interrupts him to keep complaining about the shirts.  The guys talk about Eric attacking superfan Dieckmann last week. Eric sends proof of Dieckmann being a dick puncher.  Eric left a voicemail.  The guys took a personality test and reveal the results to each other on the air.  To wrap up the show, Shaun screams about Work Life!