Star Wars Minute show

Star Wars Minute

Summary: Alex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.

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  • Copyright: ℗ 2013-16, Peter Bonavita and Alex Robinson

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 Empire Minute 69: His Most Grover Moment | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 15:07

Luke concentrates on trying to lift the top rock. It rises a few feet, shaking under the strain. But, distracted by Artoo's frantic beeping, Luke loses his balance and finally collapses. Yoda jumps clear. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke

 Empire Minute 68: M'Kae | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 16:56

The tiny Falcon heads directly for the Avenger's bridge. The Imperials stationed there are stunned to see the small spaceship racing low across the hull, headed directly at the huge windows of the bridge area. Alarms go off everywhere. The Destroyer's commander, Captain Needa, can scarcely believe his eyes. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke

 Empire Minute 67: C-3PO's Big Book of Odds | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 16:38

Han pulls back on the hyperspace throttle and -- nothing happens. Flak bursts continue to rock the ship. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke

 Empire Minute 66: Space Killers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 40:30

Vader stands in the back control area of his ship's bridge with a motley group of men and creatures. Admiral Piett and two controllers stand at the front of the bridge and watch the group with scorn. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke

 Empire Minute 65: The Billy Madison of the Jedi | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:13

Then, a loud hiss! Darth Vader appears across the blackness, illuminated by his own just-ignited laser sword. Immediately, he charges Luke, saber held high. He is upon the youth in seconds, but Luke sidesteps perfectly and slashes at Vader with his sword. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson

 Empire Minute 64: The Magic Tree and the Evil Cave | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 17:43

Luke moves into the almost total darkness of the wet and slimy cave. The youth can barely make out the edge of the passage. Holding his lit saber before him, he sees a lizard crawling up the side of the cave and a snake wrapped around the branches of a tree. Luke draws a deep breath, then pushes deeper into the cave. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson

 Empire Minute 63: Yoda's Funhouse | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 13:53

Breathing heavily, he takes his shirt from a nearby tree branch and pulls it on. He turns to see a huge, dead, black tree, its base surrounded by a few feet of water. Giant, twisted roots form a dark and sinister cave on one side. Luke stares at the tree, trembling. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson

 Empire Minute 62: No Why | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 14:44

With Yoda strapped to his back, Luke climbs up one of the many thick vines that grow in the swamp. Panting heavily, he continues his course -- climbing, flipping through the air, jumping over roots, and racing in and out of the heavy ground fog. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson

 Empire Minute 61: Working It Out with the Worm | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:07

The Millennium Falcon, zooming through the monster's mouth, rolls on its side and barely makes it between two of the gigantic white teeth before the huge jaws slams closed. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson

 Empire Minute 60: Dot Org | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 23:38

He unholsters his blaster and fires at the far side of the huge cave. The cavern begins to shake and the ground starts to buckle. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio

 Empire Minute 59: Prisoner of the Mynocks | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:53

Chewie barks through his face mask, and points toward the ship's cockpit. A five-foot-long shape can be seen moving across the top of the Falcon. The leathery creature lets out a screech as Han blasts it with a laser bolt. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio

 Empire Minute 58: Flying Suction Cups | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:02

Princess Leia sits in the pilot's seat. She runs her hand across the control panel as she thinks of Han and the confusion he has created within her. Suddenly, something outside the cockpit window catches her eye. The reflection of the panel lights obscures her vision until a soft suctionlike cup attaches itself to the windscreen. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio

 Empire Minute 57: The Physical Yoda | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 21:34

Yoda turns his piercing gaze on Luke, as though the Jedi Master's huge eyes could somehow determine how much the boy had learned. After a long moment, the little Jedi turns toward where he alone sees Ben. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio

 Deep Blue Sea Minute 57: You Should See Ice | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 12:25

Russell tries to talk some sense into the team. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio

 Empire Minute 56: Rumspringa | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:32

The boy is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that the little creature is Yoda, the Jedi Master, and that he is speaking with Ben. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio

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