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Star Wars Minute

Summary: Alex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.

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  • Copyright: ℗ 2013-16, Peter Bonavita and Alex Robinson

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 Jedi Minute 27: Immune to Rocks | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 22:52

At the last moment, Luke wedges the bone in the monster's mouth and is dropped to the floor. Guest commentators: John Skrzypek and Adam Santiago

 Jedi Minute 26: He's Gonna Git You! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 20:58

A few screams, and the guard is swallowed with a gulp. Guest commentators: John Skrzypek and Adam Santiago

 Jedi Minute 25: Chubby Toddlers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:22

The floor suddenly drops away, sending Luke and the hapless guard into the pit. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer

 Jedi Minute 24: Not Even Once | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 25:42

Luke stares hard at Jabba. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer

 Jedi Minute 23: Lazy Mafia Nap | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 24:30

Noisily, the main gate lifts to flood the blackness with blinding LIGHT and reveal the silhouetted figure of LUKE SKYWALKER. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer

 Jedi Minute 22: Crumbling Down | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 19:03

The shadowy figure lets out a crazy yell and races toward Han, lifting him off the ground with a big hug that carries them into the light, revealing Chewie. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer

 Jedi Minute 21: Stinky Calrissian | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 24:44

Han is dragged off, as Lando quickly moves forward and attempts to lead Leia away. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer

 Jedi Minute 20: Busted! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 26:08

As Leia helps her weakened lover to stand up, the relative quiet is pierced by an obscene HUTTESE CACKLE from the other side of the alcove. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff

 Jedi Minute 19: Carbonite Dream | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 25:13

The bounty hunter watches as Han's body is freed of its metallic coat and his forearms and hands, previously raised in reflexive protest, drop slackly to his side. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff

 Jedi Minute 18: Tatooine Chainsaw Massacre | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 23:35

A shadowy figure moves stealthily among the columns at the perimeter of the room and is revealed to be Boushh, the bounty hunter. He picks his way carefully through the snoring, drunken monsters. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff

 Jedi Minute 17: Hutt High | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 25:35

Chewbacca growls. As he is led away we spot LANDO CALRISSIAN, disguised as a skiff guard in a partial face mask. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff

 Jedi Minute 16: Lusto | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 28:52

The guards instantly back away, as do most of the other monsters in the room. Jabba stares at the silver ball, which begins to glow in the bounty hunter's hand. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff

 Jedi Minute 15: Kill-Threepio | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 28:02

The crush of debauchers moves aside to allow the approach of two guards followed by BOUSHH, an oddly cloaked bounty hunter, leading his captive, Han Solo's copilot, CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE. Guest commentator: Joe Dator

 Jedi Minute 14: Frog Juice | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 27:06

He pushes a button and, before the dancer can flee, a trap door in the floor springs open and swallows her up. Guest commentator: Joe Dator

 Jedi Minute 13: Fancy Man | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 25:10

Sloppy, smelly monsters cheer and make rude noises as Oola and a fat female dancer perform in front of Jabba's throne. Guest commentator: Joe Dator

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