Topical Vacation

Ender gets on Emily's nerves ♦ "hypothesize" is a real world ♦ Sing Along ♦ mistaken for a woman ♦ bucket lists and bulls ♦ Emily almost quotes Bill & Ted ♦ ambiguous threats ♦ Eric Cartman impressions ♦ spousal arguments are good for your creativity (and dirty) ♦ confusion is not a state ♦ we have our own domain - www.topicalvacation.com ♦ Emily bitches some more ♦ how technology hampers wife snooping ♦ Emily bitches some more ♦ our first questions from "fans" ♦ Korey did not get Ender B52s tickets for our anniversary ♦ Howard the Duck can piss your wife off ♦ hanging with Jack White ♦ Ender's attraction to Deborah Gibson explained ♦ the South wasn't into gay in the 80s ♦ this one's for Jeremy ♦ "give your cracker a piece" ♦ the joys of photo bombing ♦ copy/paste ♦ Emily's sponsoring the cool kid club ♦ Lex Luthor coached football. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ]

Beware the Ides of Topical Vacation ♦ standing here sitting ♦ It's Prime Time for Ender Bowen time ♦ high school girlfriends are convenient side-effects ♦ going to Waffle House on purpose ♦ The Segway: things that are trashy with your shirt off ♦ "magnificance" ♦ there be dragons at work ♦ Emily brings it back around ♦ pets in Oz ♦ Jurassic Park was "blockbusting" ♦ a "Wahoogy" is an Alaskan dish ♦ "it's uncanning" ♦ fun times at the vineyard (owned by Brooks & Dunn) ♦ the science of boob flashing during beer pong ♦ "something's gotta eat these cows!" ♦ Emily has a conniption ♦ what makes a good movie ♦ St. Elmo's Fire = the only movie one needs to watch ♦ the beginning of Emily Words... and it's a mess! [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ]