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Topical Vacation

Summary: No Shirt. No Shoes. No Topic. A funny, random, stream-of-consciousness podcast hosted by Emily Steele and Ender Bowen – entertainers who live in Nashville, TN. The show – which started in January of 2011 – features no-holds-barred conversations that leave no one safe (including the hosts), and includes irreverent insight into pop culture and society… and it’s all right from the top of their heads!

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  • Artist: Ender Bowen & Emily Steele
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Podcasts:

 Episode 4.05 – Here Comes The Family | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 27:00

The Lead: The family is coming for a visit, Emily pushes her chest out, Ender’s a jerk, stretching your back, doing the “Gumbo”. The Segway: Emily doesn’t like Ender because he’s mean, bitter and “endorseful”. National Word Association: One of the most ridiculous segments we have ever done. We’ve joined the National Word Association, and […]

 Episode 4.04 – I Am Not A Jew | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 27:00

The Lead: People are apparently very confused about whether or not Emily is a Jew. The Segway: Home brewing at Tennessee Brew Works. What Craft beers do you recommend? Current Events According to Emily: The Ukraine/Russia Crisis & The LA Clippers. Emails: What has been our favorite TV show to watch this year and why? […]

 Episode 4.03 – Afterbirth | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 31:16

In the afterbirth… • Nurses aplenty • Dave from It’s A Man’s World visits • A rough first night • The big “let down” • The other nurse • The battery goes bad • The whole thing about the mangoes • Visits from friends • Going to class • Calling baby tech support • Weighing […]

 Episode 4.02 – During | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:27

“During” didn’t happen as we planned – sorry • “Squeezing the living life…” • An honorable discharge • Emily has pain • You cannot pre-register enough • Ender’s English joke • Blowing the vein • Things get real fast • Ender’s truth about watching the birth • The spew felt round the world • Emily was […]

 Episode 4.01 – Before | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 28:02

Fetch-Heart Gopher gets the milk • “Those characters from Cleveland” • The premise behind the “trilogy” • Getting “all expectant” • Getting “all up in that cervix” • Reverse-sneezing • The secret things men do during labor • Ender is anxious • January is too close • Paying for the “baggage” • Italians always do […]

 Episode 3.30 – The Best of 2013 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 39:26

It’s the end of the year again, which means it’s time for another Topical Vacation Best Of! Enjoy the best of 2013 as a nice post-Christmas treat! Episode 3.01: The Cold Freeze Episode 3.01: Polar Bears Love Coke Episode 3.03: 49ers Battle Cry Episode 3.04: Fart blame & Burping your pants Episode 3.04: What did […]

 Episode 3.29 – I Do Not Like Them, Sam I Am | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 31:05

Ender gets “plantar wart” wrong • Warts keep coming back • Horse ranching your warts • Microphone problems • How Green Eggs and Ham helps with pain • Who throttled who • The Segway: Child Birthing Class • Learning how a C-Section works • Rocking chair levers • Horrible assembly instructions • Stripped screws • Emily’s […]

 Episode 3.28 – Happy Anniversary, Me! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Ender tries a new way to podcast • The joys of Zoom H4n with Garageband to record, and as a sound board • The start of Hanukkah • Emily celebrates 14 years of having sung with Meat Loaf • Ender almost touched Bono • Emily’s story of when she sang with Meat Loaf • Emily […]

 Episode 3.27 – It’s My Game Now, Bitch! | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 31:25

Ender gets political anyway • Today, we have a topic • The truth of Ender’s origins • The story of Ender’s Game • Vaccinating the conversation • Proper Facebook conduct • Getting “sweet & low” • The cat hisses • Ender asks for fair dialogue • Emily sums it up • “We’re not moving forward without a right and a left” • A quick review of Ender’s […]

 Episode 3.26 – Like It’s My Last Meal | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 27:26

How to properly eat candy corn • Belly up to the candy corn bar • Candy corn addiction and the candy corn racket • Trying something new • Gay stereotypes • GMX podcasting panel • Shout out to Adam and JP • Halloween recap and the near-cancellation of joy • Interrupted by the dogs • […]

 Episode 3.25 – Kickin’ & Screamin’ | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 31:28

Abysmal sounds • The baby kicks • The baby farts • Pop goes the world • “The Safety Dance” video • The “Take On Me” Volkswagon commercial • What is the best music video of all time? • Ender is a chronic proposer • Meeting people in person • Remember pagers? • Ender cheats on […]

 Episode 3.24 – Flip Flop | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:16

Ender’s phone goes off • Emily’s phone goes off • Presidential cultural lexicon • Flip flop pretzels… are gross • Girls’ night math • Dillweed Flakes – not a cereal • Cheesecake dip • The show turns into a recipe show • Fall TV Premiere Week • The premieres we are looking forward to • […]

 Episode 3.23 – Let Me Paint You A Picture | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:59

Ender goes all Mr. Science • Peanut butter and jelly rolls • Emily talks out of her eyes • Our story about Pastel Paints – don’t use them • The legend of Johnny Vargas • We still say LivingSocial and Groupon are awesome! • Colored pee • We’re coming for you, Johnny Vargas! • Read That Stuff: He’s Just Not That Into […]

 Episode 3.22 – I Want A Muffin | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 29:52

About eating muffins • Well-known water drinkers • Muffin cramps • Doggy fostering • Emily burns Ender • The sound of a sizzle • Adam Frank • Getting sick • Filming birth • Email us about why you filmed your child being born (or why you didn’t) • Adam and JP Show M.C.ing podcast panel […]

 Episode 3.21 – Don’t Listen If You’re New (This One Is Only For Hardcore Fans) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 30:32

And it begins… • The intro gets cut off • Phantom of The Topra • This is for hardcore fans • Emily burps • Ender puts a hole in the wall and learns how to “sparkle” • Johnny Vargas • Emily burps • Common Sense for Dummys Live in September • Vote CS4D videos “funny” on Funny or Die • Emails isn’t happening today • Read […]

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