Unload with Madge and Dave

Madge and Dave unveil the world premiere of their new swanky theme song, disect American Idol, introduce the new segment 10 Seconds About Sundance and unleash The Greatest Unimportant Story Ever. Also, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, I Don't Get Ethan Hawke and a listener unload about coffee table books. Oh, and Dave won't ever be an astronaut. (Week of January 17, 2011)

Madge and Dave sit down the most annoying form of currency on the face of the Earth. (Week of January 17, 2011)

Madge and Dave complain about the new astrological signs, marvel at Kelsey Grammer's crossdressing and Ted Williams bad luck and generally don't get Taylor Lautner. Also, Madge and Dave's Official Golden Globes Pre-Cap, the dangers of self-diagnosis with WebMD and mountain climber key chains. Plus, a cryptic listener unload from Ashley. Oh, and Madge sings the Facts of Life. (Week of January 10, 2011)

Madge and Dave have a heart to heart talk with Annoyingly Persistent You Gotta Taste My Food Person. (Week of January 10, 2011)

Madge and Dave discuss American Idol, dead birds and Kirk Cameron, Britney Spears' personal hygiene, Starbucks' new logo and the homeless guy with the radio announcer's voice. Also, new feature 'Wasn't There A Solar Eclipse The Other Day?" Plus, personal unloads on Vegas, nose pores, pockets and a listener unload from Lisa. Oh, and Madge coins a whole new set of catchy phrases. (Week of January 3, 2011)

Madge and Dave sit down Bob DeNiro and tell him to shut the back door (which is a phrase that will change all of your lives). (Week of January 3, 2011)

Madge and Dave celebrate the new year with an extended edition. This week, they agree to never ever discuss Randy Quaid, the Chilean Miners, Kate Gosselin, Jet Blue's Steven Slater, Double Rainbow and The Event. Also, new year resolutions include the avoidance of Starbuck's Salted Caramel drinks, saying 'dude', binge eating and using paper towels to open up the inside of a public bathroom door. Finally, a listener unload from Suzanne, who gives Madge and Dave a piece of her meteorologist mind. (Week of December 27, 2010)

Madge and Dave celebrate life (sort of) in this heart-warming Holiday Special. Don't miss Madge and Dave's Top 10 Worst Holiday Gifts, I Don't Get neighborhoods that light up their houses, and a deep analysis of bad lyrics in Christmas songs. Also, the darker side of egg nog, cookies, ham and a Listener Unload from Fabe about the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Oh, and Dave figures out a sure fire way to get Madge to stop singing. (Week of December 20, 2010)

Madge and Dave get into the Christmas Eve spirit by suggesting the total and complete eradication of Santa Claus. (December 24, 2010)

Madge and Dave question the experience necessary to be a weatherperson or meteorologist. (December 23, 2010)

Madge and Dave double-fist the interventions this week by sitting down a woman who eats toilet paper as well as the Queen of England. (Week of December 20, 2010)

Madge and Dave unload about a world of stink. (December 21, 2010)

Madge and Dave debate the ludicrously unrealistic rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors. (December 20, 2010)

Dave takes some time out from the day to ask Madge a slew of questions that will make you question his sanity and yet warm the cockles of your heart. (December 19, 2010)

Madge and Dave's first daily episode leading up to Christmas focuses on those Nutcrackers we call Male Ballet Dancers. (December 18, 2010)