The Because Show

Run to Starbucks and get your Amy Special for this episode, you’re gonna need the bump in order to keep up! This week you can learn all about vegan bestiality (hint: it involves tofu), bad touching, the pros and cons of shopping while caffeinated, and all about Susan “The Worm” Wright’s self-esteem issues — get out your kleenex! Then at the end, we finally find that jerk Waldo.

Run to Starbucks and get your Amy Special for this episode, you’re gonna need the bump in order to keep up! This week you can learn all about vegan bestiality (hint: it involves tofu), bad touching, the pros and cons of shopping while caffeinated, and all about Susan “The Worm” Wright’s self-esteem issues — get out your kleenex! Then at the end, we finally find that jerk Waldo.

Our favorite listener-slash-stalker, Pi’ilani joins us for an awesome show this week. We cover it all — from Mad Men to restraining orders to vibrators and everything in between. And maybe all at once. Listen to the show for all this and more (but definitely not less)!

Our favorite listener-slash-stalker, Pi’ilani joins us for an awesome show this week. We cover it all — from Mad Men to restraining orders to vibrators and everything in between. And maybe all at once. Listen to the show for all this and more (but definitely not less)!

Amy and Susan give you a lot of foreplay this week, talking about sexy parties, all low and slow. Then they get excited and finish too fast — just as you were just starting to get into it. Bring your sexy thong and dig up that half-pack of cigarettes from the kitchen drawer for this episode, you’re gonna need them!

Amy and Susan give you a lot of foreplay this week, talking about sexy parties, all low and slow. Then they get excited and finish too fast — just as you were just starting to get into it. Bring your sexy thong and dig up that half-pack of cigarettes from the kitchen drawer for this episode, you’re gonna need them!

We’ve got all kinds of fun for you this week, including orgasmic meditation, classroom 69, quucking, cadences, and way too much more to mention! Oh, and Susan reaaallly needs to pee. Find/follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!

We’ve got all kinds of fun for you this week, including orgasmic meditation, classroom 69, quucking, cadences, and way too much more to mention! Oh, and Susan reaaallly needs to pee. Find/follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!

This week the fabulous Louise Grasmehr joins us and we’re all style, all the time. Louise gives us all tips about cleaning out our closets, how to re-style what you already have, how to break the rules and when you should absolutely follow them (*cough* don’t oversparkle *cough *). She also tells us about the best way to add to your wardrobe at thrift stores, super-extra sale racks, and clothing swaps. Then it takes Susan and Amy about 30 seconds to go from conservative white blouses to blowjobs. But that’s what you listen to the show for, right? Right! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.

This week the fabulous Louise Grasmehr joins us and we’re all style, all the time. Louise gives us all tips about cleaning out our closets, how to re-style what you already have, how to break the rules and when you should absolutely follow them (*cough* don’t oversparkle *cough *). She also tells us about the best way to add to your wardrobe at thrift stores, super-extra sale racks, and clothing swaps. Then it takes Susan and Amy about 30 seconds to go from conservative white blouses to blowjobs. But that’s what you listen to the show for, right? Right! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.

That’s right, this week we really go there. Then we use the bathroom, turn around and come back home. We get into it with the first segment of TNTA (you remember what that is, right?) and discuss religion vs. cults and Amy’s first crackpot theory (one of many to come we’re sure). Susan gives the best and, um, most informative, review of toilet paper that you’ll ever need. Amy has an Experiencers experience that leaves her dewy, glowing and much, much poorer than when she started. Throw in a bunch of tips, swearing, and forgetting of relevant facts, and you’ve got a good ol’ Because Show time. Perfect!

That’s right, this week we really go there. Then we use the bathroom, turn around and come back home. We get into it with the first segment of TNTA (you remember what that is, right?) and discuss religion vs. cults and Amy’s first crackpot theory (one of many to come we’re sure). Susan gives the best and, um, most informative, review of toilet paper that you’ll ever need. Amy has an Experiencers experience that leaves her dewy, glowing and much, much poorer than when she started. Throw in a bunch of tips, swearing, and forgetting of relevant facts, and you’ve got a good ol’ Because Show time. Perfect!

On this week’s show you’re gonna get pantsed, but don’t worry, we’ll ask you first. This week we talk about manners. Susan educates us all on the “squirming and learning” effect and Amy refuses to apologize. We also pit the upcoming holidays against each other in the Easter Bunny vs. Elijah cage match (spoiler: the Easter Bunny wins).  Amy explains the “hard-boiled egg” effect and tries to make it a thing. And don’t miss Susan chewing on an old man’s sock. Mmmm…delicious. We’ve got all this fun stuff and too much more to mention. So put on your listener hat and tune in!

On this week’s show you’re gonna get pantsed, but don’t worry, we’ll ask you first. This week we talk about manners. Susan educates us all on the “squirming and learning” effect and Amy refuses to apologize. We also pit the upcoming holidays against each other in the Easter Bunny vs. Elijah cage match (spoiler: the Easter Bunny wins).  Amy explains the “hard-boiled egg” effect and tries to make it a thing. And don’t miss Susan chewing on an old man’s sock. Mmmm…delicious. We’ve got all this fun stuff and too much more to mention. So put on your listener hat and tune in!

It’s our first new full episode, and we’re joined by our awesome friend and first guest host Jeanette!  We dive right in to funny stories and goofy nonsense.  We also debut a couple of new segments.  Follow us on our brand new Twitter account: @thebecauseshow (same name as our also-new Instagram feed)  Newness abounds!  Hope you enjoy the show, and we’re glad you’re back listening.