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Tha Leg'cast

Summary: Tha Leg'cast doesn't hold back. We talk about and say the thing's most people only say to their friend. Segments including Wisdom Words, The way it is, Youtube Homies, plus many more.

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 Tha Leg’cast episode 13 – Masturbation and Bacon beer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4256

This is the biggest Episode every, Trip is joined by H and Chicko Roll aswell as Stevo, Ranga and The Bossman to talk about all things dirty, funny and just plain wrong. SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words   SEGMENT 2: The Way It IS 1. Aussie man has a wank gets caught by Girlfriend she smakes up the mother in-law. 2. School janitor gets done for sex at school. 3. Wife caught on home sex tape, kid walks in and people are upset. 4. Kids at Canadian school toilets get rashs on their butts from cleaning products, still trying to work out why one boy has rash on elbows. 5. Pre-op transsexual trys to force girl into rape dungeon (True story) 6. nudest found not guilty after getting caught rubbing Eczema cream on his junk in public. 7. Bubble Wrap saves falling man. 8. German cookie monster returns golden cookie after kids at hospital receive ransom of cookies. 9. Chinese new bride burns husband alive in bed because he didnt wash his feet. 10. Politician claims people that drink beer and watch porn should not be able to vote 11. Hogs back beer, brew beer with bacon (the gang have a taste of Trip's bacon home brew) 12. Man goes for job interveiw, but gets caught having a wank. 13. Very cute 18 year old gets arrested after giving 9 year old hickeys. 14. Former fat chick planes to have kid and kive it away just to get a tummy tuck. 15. Couple have up to 100 coffee enemas a month. 16. Prisoner busted for having mobile phone up his ass while getting search, when the phone rings.   SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style Man Dies befor he can go to trail for sex with a horse SEGMENT 4: Pissed Off Bro Shopping isle etiquette SEGMENT 5: Youtube homies Smash Smash Smash http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0 Smash Smash Smash auto tune remix http://youtu.be/wDQTvuP1Dgs   Wheel barrow race win https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=142313822596522&set=vb.388071227942020&type=2&theater

 Tha Leg’cast episode 13 – Masturbation and Bacon beer | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4256

This is the biggest Episode every, Trip is joined by H and Chicko Roll aswell as Stevo, Ranga and The Bossman to talk about all things dirty, funny and just plain wrong. SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words   SEGMENT 2: The Way It IS 1. Aussie man has a wank gets caught by Girlfriend she smakes up the mother in-law. 2. School janitor gets done for sex at school. 3. Wife caught on home sex tape, kid walks in and people are upset. 4. Kids at Canadian school toilets get rashs on their butts from cleaning products, still trying to work out why one boy has rash on elbows. 5. Pre-op transsexual trys to force girl into rape dungeon (True story) 6. nudest found not guilty after getting caught rubbing Eczema cream on his junk in public. 7. Bubble Wrap saves falling man. 8. German cookie monster returns golden cookie after kids at hospital receive ransom of cookies. 9. Chinese new bride burns husband alive in bed because he didnt wash his feet. 10. Politician claims people that drink beer and watch porn should not be able to vote 11. Hogs back beer, brew beer with bacon (the gang have a taste of Trip's bacon home brew) 12. Man goes for job interveiw, but gets caught having a wank. 13. Very cute 18 year old gets arrested after giving 9 year old hickeys. 14. Former fat chick planes to have kid and kive it away just to get a tummy tuck. 15. Couple have up to 100 coffee enemas a month. 16. Prisoner busted for having mobile phone up his ass while getting search, when the phone rings.   SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style Man Dies befor he can go to trail for sex with a horse SEGMENT 4: Pissed Off Bro Shopping isle etiquette SEGMENT 5: Youtube homies Smash Smash Smash http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0 Smash Smash Smash auto tune remix http://youtu.be/wDQTvuP1Dgs   Wheel barrow race win https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=142313822596522&set=vb.388071227942020&type=2&theater

 Leg'cast Episode 12 AND A HALF - Recap of past episodes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1272

This weeks show is a recap of some the best bits of past episodes. Including bits from Trip, H and The Special Comments Midget as well as Stevo and H's Mum

 Leg'cast Episode 12 AND A HALF - Recap of past episodes | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 1272

This weeks show is a recap of some the best bits of past episodes. Including bits from Trip, H and The Special Comments Midget as well as Stevo and H's Mum

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 12 - Free prostitutes for the old people. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3702

For this episode Trip is joined by Repeat Offender 'H' and Trip's younger brother Sparky to find out why people in nursing homes are getting Prostitutes and how losing you virginity effects you. Plus much more weird fun stuff. SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words   SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Retired British army are getting Prostitutes, to stop them groping nurses. 2. 71 year old caught for prostitution, she claims to be well preserved. 3. People in north Korea eating there own kids. 4. The Cookie monster has stolen real gold cookie, leaves ransom note saying free cookies for sick kids or Oscar the Grouch gets gold cookie. 5. Man goes to court to get all his downloaded porn back, claims he needs to get the most from a pornsite subscription. 6. Man cuts fetes out of wife claims synthetic drugs made him do it. 7. Wife attempt to kill husband by poising her vagina. 8. Study looks at how peoples future sex lives are effected by the lose of virginity (Trip call Azn to find out) 9. Religious man claimes his Penis is blessed makes woman give him blow jobs, claims he will continue his work in prison. 10. Man Steals truck to stop wedding. 11. Study finds prisoners are inserting object under the skin of their penis, to make sex better. 12. Man steals ambulance, attemps to steal two horses then steals to more cars. 13. Woman pulls knives on men because she want threesome. 14. Judge lets man free because muslim culture says its ok to treat and have sex with underage. 15. chinese boy loves his big snake. SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style Man has sex with horse because he wanted to see if it would have babies. SEGMENT 4: Pissed Off Bro Looters during disasters   SEGMENT 5: TouTube Homies Ass Slapping https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=139844072842250&set=vb.552479714780967&type=2&theater   Family Guy parody of Chris Browns song Look at me now. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=139815186178472&set=vb.552479714780967&type=2&theater

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 12 - Free prostitutes for the old people. | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3702

For this episode Trip is joined by Repeat Offender 'H' and Trip's younger brother Sparky to find out why people in nursing homes are getting Prostitutes and how losing you virginity effects you. Plus much more weird fun stuff. SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words   SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Retired British army are getting Prostitutes, to stop them groping nurses. 2. 71 year old caught for prostitution, she claims to be well preserved. 3. People in north Korea eating there own kids. 4. The Cookie monster has stolen real gold cookie, leaves ransom note saying free cookies for sick kids or Oscar the Grouch gets gold cookie. 5. Man goes to court to get all his downloaded porn back, claims he needs to get the most from a pornsite subscription. 6. Man cuts fetes out of wife claims synthetic drugs made him do it. 7. Wife attempt to kill husband by poising her vagina. 8. Study looks at how peoples future sex lives are effected by the lose of virginity (Trip call Azn to find out) 9. Religious man claimes his Penis is blessed makes woman give him blow jobs, claims he will continue his work in prison. 10. Man Steals truck to stop wedding. 11. Study finds prisoners are inserting object under the skin of their penis, to make sex better. 12. Man steals ambulance, attemps to steal two horses then steals to more cars. 13. Woman pulls knives on men because she want threesome. 14. Judge lets man free because muslim culture says its ok to treat and have sex with underage. 15. chinese boy loves his big snake. SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style Man has sex with horse because he wanted to see if it would have babies. SEGMENT 4: Pissed Off Bro Looters during disasters   SEGMENT 5: TouTube Homies Ass Slapping https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=139844072842250&set=vb.552479714780967&type=2&theater   Family Guy parody of Chris Browns song Look at me now. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=139815186178472&set=vb.552479714780967&type=2&theater

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 11 - Oprah likes foreskin on and around her face | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3660

In This Episode Trip is joined by a podcast virgin, 'Ranga' joins the show to fill in for 'H' to talk about the strangest, weirdest and just plain wronge news story around.SEGMENT 1: WISDOM WORDS SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Japanese man Kills son for being a serpent. 2. A professor of genetics has claimed he can reproduce a Neanderthals baby 3. New study has uncovered that Woman look older at 3.30pm every Wednesday. 4. Drug courier calls the police asks for them to write a letter for missing money. 5. A swiss woman has asked for her breasts back so she can say good bye 6. Alex Jones says that chips and fluride is turning kids gay. 7. Swiss woman kiils husband with her boobs. 8.The German army is looking to change up the way they do drills after 35 soldiers had to have there newly growing breast fixed. 9. Chinese works at a large factory have lock up their 18 managers for up to a day and a half because of short toilet brakes 10. A couple have lost their 7 adopted kids for running a strip club at their home 11. Naked man destroys house shits on floor and masturbates while home owners watch on. 12. Man gets frost bite after sex with snow man, snowman looks like it had a great time. 13. People in Canadian are up in arms after they find out Oprah loves foreskin on and around her face. 14. Man tries to sell a dildo, gets taken away. He is found asleep in a toilet at the store 4 hours later. SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style. 1. Alyssa Rosales sex with dog video goes viral of Facebook. http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/hvideo-ak-ash3/v/762233_585520781461685_20737_n.mp4?oh=d939efb24ef8d94c57ea9c18f39168ec&oe=5105EACC&__gda__=1359342621_cac4bff9500f2ef94ada11c220e62b01 2. A man's sister told police that he was having sex with a horse.   SEGMENT 4: Youtube Homies http://youtu.be/JbhW3cKUK30   https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=209636099173059&set=vb.164652740239141&type=2&theater

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 11 - Oprah likes foreskin on and around her face | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3660

In This Episode Trip is joined by a podcast virgin, 'Ranga' joins the show to fill in for 'H' to talk about the strangest, weirdest and just plain wronge news story around.SEGMENT 1: WISDOM WORDS SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Japanese man Kills son for being a serpent. 2. A professor of genetics has claimed he can reproduce a Neanderthals baby 3. New study has uncovered that Woman look older at 3.30pm every Wednesday. 4. Drug courier calls the police asks for them to write a letter for missing money. 5. A swiss woman has asked for her breasts back so she can say good bye 6. Alex Jones says that chips and fluride is turning kids gay. 7. Swiss woman kiils husband with her boobs. 8.The German army is looking to change up the way they do drills after 35 soldiers had to have there newly growing breast fixed. 9. Chinese works at a large factory have lock up their 18 managers for up to a day and a half because of short toilet brakes 10. A couple have lost their 7 adopted kids for running a strip club at their home 11. Naked man destroys house shits on floor and masturbates while home owners watch on. 12. Man gets frost bite after sex with snow man, snowman looks like it had a great time. 13. People in Canadian are up in arms after they find out Oprah loves foreskin on and around her face. 14. Man tries to sell a dildo, gets taken away. He is found asleep in a toilet at the store 4 hours later. SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style. 1. Alyssa Rosales sex with dog video goes viral of Facebook. http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/hvideo-ak-ash3/v/762233_585520781461685_20737_n.mp4?oh=d939efb24ef8d94c57ea9c18f39168ec&oe=5105EACC&__gda__=1359342621_cac4bff9500f2ef94ada11c220e62b01 2. A man's sister told police that he was having sex with a horse.   SEGMENT 4: Youtube Homies http://youtu.be/JbhW3cKUK30   https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=209636099173059&set=vb.164652740239141&type=2&theater

 Tha Leg’cast Episode 10 – Humans are related to a Banana's | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3817

WARNING: Not made for kids or Those easily offended.In this Episode Trip and H and midget are joined by azn(asian) to talk about everything weird funny and stupid things people do. Including a new segment 'Doing It Doggy Style'SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Man caught wanking at high school because Justin Beiber told him to. 2. Study finds Kiwi's that smoke weed have lower IQ's. 3. Man arrested for giving complete strangers wedgies. 4. A horny man steals Super sucker vagina from sex shop. 5. Tampa bay Florida cops have had their patrol car stolen, turns out woman just wanted Macca's 6. Female drug dealer was arrested after ringing 911 after selling rock salt as Meth, busted smoking weed with kids. 7. Man shot wife, maybe premature. 8. Man stole underwear to serve his time in jail for theft. 9. Preganant woman's water brakes in night club, causing a shot out. 10. A Cincinnati teacher is having a whinge about the fact she has a phobia of kids. 11. 1000 chinese cats save from dinner plates after truck crash. 12. Texas man arrested after hospital wanking spree, police find beach balls in Home. He doesnt like blondes. 13. Chinese man put to death after selling human flesh as meat from birds. 14. Female monkey in spain is addicted to porn. 15. A man stole a $4000 goldan vibrator, the web was a buzz with this story. 16. So called shock artist, send to jail for filming people eating fecies. man says its like winning the golden globes. SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style. - An apartment superintendent arrested for braking into an apartment and molesting a 1 year old dog. was only found out after tenant install camera's SEGMENT 4: YouTube Homies. http://youtu.be/eVXKKaWJTls http://youtu.be/hya9xxn7CA0 SEGMENT 5: Pissed Off Bro. People not stoping for an injured person.

 Tha Leg’cast Episode 10 – Humans are related to a Banana's | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3817

WARNING: Not made for kids or Those easily offended.In this Episode Trip and H and midget are joined by azn(asian) to talk about everything weird funny and stupid things people do. Including a new segment 'Doing It Doggy Style'SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Man caught wanking at high school because Justin Beiber told him to. 2. Study finds Kiwi's that smoke weed have lower IQ's. 3. Man arrested for giving complete strangers wedgies. 4. A horny man steals Super sucker vagina from sex shop. 5. Tampa bay Florida cops have had their patrol car stolen, turns out woman just wanted Macca's 6. Female drug dealer was arrested after ringing 911 after selling rock salt as Meth, busted smoking weed with kids. 7. Man shot wife, maybe premature. 8. Man stole underwear to serve his time in jail for theft. 9. Preganant woman's water brakes in night club, causing a shot out. 10. A Cincinnati teacher is having a whinge about the fact she has a phobia of kids. 11. 1000 chinese cats save from dinner plates after truck crash. 12. Texas man arrested after hospital wanking spree, police find beach balls in Home. He doesnt like blondes. 13. Chinese man put to death after selling human flesh as meat from birds. 14. Female monkey in spain is addicted to porn. 15. A man stole a $4000 goldan vibrator, the web was a buzz with this story. 16. So called shock artist, send to jail for filming people eating fecies. man says its like winning the golden globes. SEGMENT 3: Doing It Doggy Style. - An apartment superintendent arrested for braking into an apartment and molesting a 1 year old dog. was only found out after tenant install camera's SEGMENT 4: YouTube Homies. http://youtu.be/eVXKKaWJTls http://youtu.be/hya9xxn7CA0 SEGMENT 5: Pissed Off Bro. People not stoping for an injured person.

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 9 - Lots of shit, wipe your ass on the curtains | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5252

Episode 9 of Tha Leg’cast. WARNING: Made to offend you In this episode Trip and H are joined by the very funny Stevo to discuss all the funny, stupid and just plain dumb people in the world. SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Gay Man turned Christian says the devil will be born of the Anus. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ed-coffin/joseph-sciambra-self-described-ex-gay-porn-star-claims-gay-men-anally-give-birth-to-the-devil_b_2395838.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News 2. Ambassador to Columbia fired for orgy, prostitute shits on desk. 3. Two Canadian sisters arrested, one for drink driving and one for stripping at hockey game. 4. Man attempts to strangle wife with dreadlock. 5. Female air band tricked into drinking traditional fermented wine made from human shit. 6. Wife was angry so she shits on the floor. 7. young mammas boy, had police searching for him. It turns out he was just banging some chick. 8. Mother and sister fight on live porn web chat. 9. Police arrest wife, Wife wants to kill husband because he wont have sex with her. 10. Chick smuggles needles to prison into vagina. 11. Husband and wife break into random home, husband put into police car, gets out of hand cuffs, gets into front of police car then gets killed. 12. Politian has worst signature in the world, looks like a slinky. 13. People in Taiwan bet on when people will die. 14. Scientist find colour makes things taste better. 15. A man and wife got into a domestic over Karaoke, man throws oranges 16. (another animal loving story) Husband and wife charged with having sex with animals. SEGMENT 3: Pissed Off Bro H isn’t happy with people in shopping centres getting in his way. SEGMENT 4: YouTube Homies http://youtu.be/tl22PN-Ua-o http://youtu.be/xVrJ8DxECbg

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 9 - Lots of shit, wipe your ass on the curtains | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5252

Episode 9 of Tha Leg’cast. WARNING: Made to offend you In this episode Trip and H are joined by the very funny Stevo to discuss all the funny, stupid and just plain dumb people in the world. SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is 1. Gay Man turned Christian says the devil will be born of the Anus. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ed-coffin/joseph-sciambra-self-described-ex-gay-porn-star-claims-gay-men-anally-give-birth-to-the-devil_b_2395838.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News 2. Ambassador to Columbia fired for orgy, prostitute shits on desk. 3. Two Canadian sisters arrested, one for drink driving and one for stripping at hockey game. 4. Man attempts to strangle wife with dreadlock. 5. Female air band tricked into drinking traditional fermented wine made from human shit. 6. Wife was angry so she shits on the floor. 7. young mammas boy, had police searching for him. It turns out he was just banging some chick. 8. Mother and sister fight on live porn web chat. 9. Police arrest wife, Wife wants to kill husband because he wont have sex with her. 10. Chick smuggles needles to prison into vagina. 11. Husband and wife break into random home, husband put into police car, gets out of hand cuffs, gets into front of police car then gets killed. 12. Politian has worst signature in the world, looks like a slinky. 13. People in Taiwan bet on when people will die. 14. Scientist find colour makes things taste better. 15. A man and wife got into a domestic over Karaoke, man throws oranges 16. (another animal loving story) Husband and wife charged with having sex with animals. SEGMENT 3: Pissed Off Bro H isn’t happy with people in shopping centres getting in his way. SEGMENT 4: YouTube Homies http://youtu.be/tl22PN-Ua-o http://youtu.be/xVrJ8DxECbg

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 8 - Bank robber masturbates | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2703

WARNING: This show contains offensive stuff. In this episode Trip and H are joined by Trip's Sister and Sparky to talk about all the funny weird and just plain crazy news storys from around the web.   SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words. SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is. 1. Father Leaves baby at a strip club. 2. Cats and dogs on the menu in Switzerland. 3. A woman Kills her brother when posing for facebook picture. 4. People stand up to Pizza Hut, Delivery boy defends himself to save him self. 5. Octomom masturbates and gets porn award nomination. (to see link, Add "pornhub .com" to the start of URL) "/view_video.php?viewkey=1388146748"   6. Elderly men  attempted to avoid police while still in the clothing store by pretending to be mannequins. 7. 100 year old grandmother is forced to sleep in pig shed with 200kg pig. 8. Swedan award disabilty pension to man addited to heavey Metal music. 9. Dogs in Scotland are killing them selfs for some unknown reason. 10. Man in America retirers and catches fish from back pond while in his lounge room. 11. Another person in court for havin sex with animals. 12. Naked man tries to strangle dog while naked, gets shot in foot. 13. A mother and daughter got into a domestic, daughter reports to police that she was hit in the face by a Frisbee. 14. Two Teen spike parants Milkshake because of 10pm internet curfew. 15. Man robs bank then masturbates. 16. Beer companys sells beer made from testicals. SEGMENT 3: Pissed of Bro. Abreviating words   SEGMENT 4: Youtube Homies RC Extream 4X4 http://youtu.be/RT1kqdNsRU8   Sweet Brown - Aint no one got time for this (auto tune Remix) http://youtu.be/9qYMpgekMjM Sweet Brown - Aint no ome got time for this (original) http://youtu.be/43PkC2_Bwtw

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 8 - Bank robber masturbates | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2703

WARNING: This show contains offensive stuff. In this episode Trip and H are joined by Trip's Sister and Sparky to talk about all the funny weird and just plain crazy news storys from around the web.   SEGMENT 1: Wisdom Words. SEGMENT 2: The Way It Is. 1. Father Leaves baby at a strip club. 2. Cats and dogs on the menu in Switzerland. 3. A woman Kills her brother when posing for facebook picture. 4. People stand up to Pizza Hut, Delivery boy defends himself to save him self. 5. Octomom masturbates and gets porn award nomination. (to see link, Add "pornhub .com" to the start of URL) "/view_video.php?viewkey=1388146748"   6. Elderly men  attempted to avoid police while still in the clothing store by pretending to be mannequins. 7. 100 year old grandmother is forced to sleep in pig shed with 200kg pig. 8. Swedan award disabilty pension to man addited to heavey Metal music. 9. Dogs in Scotland are killing them selfs for some unknown reason. 10. Man in America retirers and catches fish from back pond while in his lounge room. 11. Another person in court for havin sex with animals. 12. Naked man tries to strangle dog while naked, gets shot in foot. 13. A mother and daughter got into a domestic, daughter reports to police that she was hit in the face by a Frisbee. 14. Two Teen spike parants Milkshake because of 10pm internet curfew. 15. Man robs bank then masturbates. 16. Beer companys sells beer made from testicals. SEGMENT 3: Pissed of Bro. Abreviating words   SEGMENT 4: Youtube Homies RC Extream 4X4 http://youtu.be/RT1kqdNsRU8   Sweet Brown - Aint no one got time for this (auto tune Remix) http://youtu.be/9qYMpgekMjM Sweet Brown - Aint no ome got time for this (original) http://youtu.be/43PkC2_Bwtw

 Tha Leg'cast Episode 7 - Hillbillies porn | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3406

Tha Leg'cast Episode 7 - Hillbillies porn. In this episode of Tha Leg'cast, Trip is joined by Co-host H and Special Comments Midget to talk about the new Co-host Baby H only 4 days old, plus they guys talk about all the strange, weird and funny shit people do to make it into the news.   Segment 1: Wisdom Words.   Segment 2: The Way It Is.   Story 1. Man Misses own wedding, police arrest man but he has somewhere more important to be.   2. New Zealand Anglican church syas Jesus maybe gay, the Catholics are angry.   3. hilly billy porn is the in thing of the moment, people buy more hillbilly porn up 250%.   4. Anonymous have came out in defence of the American Newtown shooting victims.   5. weird things people like to put up their asses.   from oddee.com A Key Have you searched high and low for your car keys but can't find them? Don't forget to check your bum!(Photo) Vibrator and Salad Tongs It doesn't take a detective to crack this case. Getting a vibrator stuck in his bum wasn't enough to send this man to the ER. He simply attempted to remove the stuck object by using a pair of salad tongs. Trouble is, then the tongs got stuck, too! (Link | Photo) Live Ammunition This is his story, and he's sticking with it: A London WW2 veteran was plagued with terrible hemorrhoids, so he used a live artillery shell to push the hemorrhoids up into his rectum. One day, he pushed too far. The ammo became stuck in his anus, and when he went to the ER to get it removed, he admitted that the shell was live and could explode at any time. A bomb squad was brought to the hospital to assist in the removal of the shell. Peanut Butter Jar What, no jelly? (Link) A Bottle of Perfume A 39-year-old married white male lawyer went to the ER to get a bottle of Impulse Body Spray removed from his anus. This was not the first time he had inserted this object, but this time it got stuck. After trying to reach it using a back-scratcher, he eventually had to go have it removed by a doctor.No word on whether or not his wife got her perfume back. (Link) A Ringing Cell Phone A lawyer (what is it with lawyers?) from Georgia was reportedly showering with his cell phone, when he slipped and fell, getting the phone lodged firmly up his backside. During the surgery to remove the phone, the device rang three more times. (Link) A Pint Glass Bottoms up! (Link) A Flashlight Maybe he was using the flashlight to find his car keys. What? It's dark in there. (Link) A Toy Car This incident was not an accident, it was intentional. The late Ryan Dunn of the television show Jackass intentionally inserted a Matchbox car into his rectum just to mess with the ER doctors. (Link) A Cement Enema We saved the weirdest story for last. During a kinky sex session, two homosexual men decided to try something new. One man lay down and let the other man pour liquid cement into his anus using a funnel. Yes, really.Naturally, the cement didn't stay liquid for long, and when it hardened it became a huge mass of cement that had to be surgically removed. (Link) Read more at http://www.oddee.com/item_98446.aspx#xIEjHDZQ1x3iXRFV.99   6. Man kills prostitute by stabbing her in the neck, almost decapitated her. blames Roger. 7. Twin of dead sister wants to marry her sisters killer. He may have a big dick? Edith Casas pictured below. Ediths Twin Sister Johana Casas(Below) killed by Victor Cingolani Victor Cingolani(below) convited of killin Johana Casas pictures (Below) in 2010 8. Who does Chine Blame for inferier products after a Massive fish tank is bursts open. 9. A Japanese pornstar has requested on twitter asking her male fans send her as much sperm as they can. She Gets 100 bottles.   10. Someone gets hit with a sock filled of Shit.   11. Middle Eastern men get plastic surgery to get better mustache, Hair may come from the ass &n(continued)

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