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Dean Imperial joined us to expose the fraud that is "The Ugly App". We also got into Octomom's pornographic offerings as well as Al Qaeda's. Frequent Fox News Contributor Jim Mendrinos stopped by to promote his new play "In Her Wake" and read his fellow Republicans their truth in a way that will probably get him fired.

Comedian Kirk Smith weighed in on the autism epidemic from an extremely informed vantage point. He also gave us some insight into how Paul McCartney socializes in Central Park. The Republican nominating process has ended, but no one told bothered to tell Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich so we decided to lend a hand. We also searched for the perfect running mate for Mitt Romney with "imperfection" being the key attribute for all potential suitors. Kirk's Autism Awareness Blog is www.stoppingpuncheswithmyface.com and we consider it a "MUST READ"

Comedian Kirk Smith weighed in on the autism epidemic from an extremely informed vantage point. He also gave us some insight into how Paul McCartney socializes in Central Park. The Republican nominating process has ended, but no one told bothered to tell Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich so we decided to lend a hand. We also searched for the perfect running mate for Mitt Romney with "imperfection" being the key attribute for all potential suitors. Kirk's Autism Awareness Blog is www.stoppingpuncheswithmyface.com and we consider it a "MUST READ"

Eric Davidson, frontman of "The Newbomb Turks" and author of "We Never Learn" stopped by to talk about all things punk. From the insanely underrated Ohio scene of the late 80's to the Tokyo bands that created a musical version of Canal Street. We also got into being knocked out by a microphone, and a new genre of music called "Klanz-abilly". There was even a public service announcement about getting "Tricked by Jesus". The Googles focused on the horrible people who run the Indianapolis Colts, the cash hungry people who run Apple, and the DEFEAT hungry people who support Mitt Romney.

Bill Marx, son of the great Harpo Marx, joined us to talk movie sequels and growing up Marx. We also learned about male stalkers and ways to kicked out of the toy department at a department store. Drunk cops also played a prominent role due to the fact that an NYPD cop get busted for drunk driving IN A COP CAR. The Googles were presented to sleepy Nascar drivers, morons at the NRA and THE GREATEST FUND RAISER OF ALL TIME.

On a day when Mitt Romney created more comedy for his opponents, Zack Handlen, author of "If You Like Monty Python" joined us for an inside look at all things related to Monty Python in modern pop culture, including the decline of the Simpsons, the limitations of Sacha Baron Cohen, and some grown up talk about why a lot of comedies don't age well. The Googles were presented to a rain soaked race, some honest acceptance speeches, and a terrible tragedy in Ohio.

Oscar Winner George Kennedy Stopped by to discuss hanging with OJ, getting hit by a pool cue by Frank Sinatra, and winning his Oscar starring alongside Paul Newman in "Cool Hand Luke". He also explained why he's rooting for George Clooney at the Oscars and why he watches "Casablanca" as much as he does. His New Book "Trust Me" is in stores everywhere and you should buy three copies minimum, if you like show biz and grown up talk. The Googles were presented to a Satan Fighting GOP contender, a steroid using outfielder, and an extremely promiscuous night in New Orleans.

Oscar Winner George Kennedy Stopped by to discuss hanging with OJ, getting hit by a pool cue by Frank Sinatra, and winning his Oscar starring alongside Paul Newman in "Cool Hand Luke". He also explained why he's rooting for George Clooney at the Oscars and why he watches "Casablanca" as much as he does. His New Book "Trust Me" is in stores everywhere and you should buy three copies minimum, if you like show biz and grown up talk. The Googles were presented to a Satan Fighting GOP contender, a steroid using outfielder, and an extremely promiscuous night in New Orleans.

Dan Soder, Big Game Comic and the sporting equivalent of a crackhead's son, stopped by to talk Lin-Sanity, voices that don't match appearances, and comedy festivals that require abs. We also got into the fact that the Knicks resurgence bares a striking resemblance to a Michael J. Fox movie and that Floyd Mayweather is the last person on Earth that should be serving as a societal analyst on Twitter. The Googles were presented to a dog that was never on the roof of Mitt Romney's car, a super model on "Intervention", and a winning TEAM.

Dan Soder, Big Game Comic and the sporting equivalent of a crackhead's son, stopped by to talk Lin-Sanity, voices that don't match appearances, and comedy festivals that require abs. We also got into the fact that the Knicks resurgence bares a striking resemblance to a Michael J. Fox movie and that Floyd Mayweather is the last person on Earth that should be serving as a societal analyst on Twitter. The Googles were presented to a dog that was never on the roof of Mitt Romney's car, a super model on "Intervention", and a winning TEAM.

First Team All Pro Comic Jesse Joyce took us inside the writing strategy for some of the biggest Comedy Central roasts in history. Along the way he settled a violent dispute over a wether or not a guy can use a gift certificate on a date and explained why sports fans are all a tad insane. There was even a small helping of political analysis having to do with the fine art of Search Engine Optimization. The Googles were presented to a Fox News call to arms, as well as a protest against Mitt Romney that would make Clark Griswald proud.

First Team All Pro Comic Jesse Joyce took us inside the writing strategy for some of the biggest Comedy Central roasts in history. Along the way he settled a violent dispute over a wether or not a guy can use a gift certificate on a date and explained why sports fans are all a tad insane. There was even a small helping of political analysis having to do with the fine art of Search Engine Optimization. The Googles were presented to a Fox News call to arms, as well as a protest against Mitt Romney that would make Clark Griswald proud.

Stand up Heavyweight Mike Vecchione joined us from Atlantic City for a Super Bowl version of the morning after pill. Madonna, Gisele, and carpooling with a three time champion were all in play. The Googles focused on a great commercial for a lame product as well as the darkest story we'll cover this year that doesn't involve the history of the diamond on your engagement ring.

Stand up Heavyweight Mike Vecchione joined us from Atlantic City for a Super Bowl version of the morning after pill. Madonna, Gisele, and carpooling with a three time champion were all in play. The Googles focused on a great commercial for a lame product as well as the darkest story we'll cover this year that doesn't involve the history of the diamond on your engagement ring.

Freddie C, retired drug dealer who ran the streets from the age of 13, joined us to dish on what it's like to bribe cops, sell drugs in prison, and spend 23 hours a day in solitary confinement. Along the way he explained the two key things you NEED TO KNOW if you want to do drugs, sell drugs, or legalize drugs. The Google Awards focused on shameless book promotion, missing news anchors, and spelling errors on Wheel of Fortune. We also got into Demi Moore's inability to act her age.