TimandWilly

A new survey found the average person feels embarrassed four times a DAY. The most common thing that embarrasses us is forgetting someone's name when you're introducing them. That's followed by tripping in public . . . getting someone's name wrong . . . getting stains on your shirt . . . and waving at someone who doesn't see you.

Apparently, there's such a thing as PERFECTLY-SPACED NIPPLES. Some beauty pageant organizers in China say they've concluded through a massive amount of research that perfect nipples are exactly...? apart. And for their pageant, all contestants must have that perfect proportion.

Tim, Willy and Andrea all have exciting news to share! Who will have the best hand as they each "lay their cards down!

Tim is in Nelson's kitchen in Sydney Australia. Willy is in Mesa. Twitter Kim is in Scottsdale. During our weekly chat- Nelson's son Max takes over and shares many secrets from the land down under.

A new survey has named the Gateway Arch in St. Louis the LEAST IMPRESSIVE U.S. LANDMARK. The Alamo in San Antonio came in second, and Mount Rushmore in South Dakota came in third. The survey didn't give people a ton of choices, so some clear contenders got left out . . . like the Hollywood Sign, the White House, the Space Needle in Seattle, the Liberty Bell, and EPCOT Center.

The Arizona Cardinals are 3 & 0!! They beat the Philadelphia Eagles 27-6 Sunday & Willy, I Bet We Can Write A Song About That!

Maybe the RNC should have asked Willy to speak at the convention instead of Clint Eastwood and his chair. Listen as he sounds off with some great ideas for whomever is President on how to get us out of debt!

For 41 years Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom has had a STRICT zero-alcohol policy. They've forced countless people to have fun with their families WITHOUT being able to take the edge off with 13 beers! In November, a new "Beauty and the Beast"-themed restaurant is opening that will serve beer and wine during dinner.

Between timandwilly.com and our partnership with KTAR.com we've gone all 1''s and 0's !

Dr. Phil did more of an intervention than interview with Lyndsay Lohan's mom, Dina. Also just like Jared and Subway- a woman lost more than 80 pounds by eating exclusively at one very popular spot plus new tips on how to survive a plane crash and what Tim has in common with Carrie Underwood.

Try as they may to stay out of the public's eye- they just can't seem to. It's Royal's Gone Wild! As more long lens photos are released of Kate Middleton's nipples we thought...I Bet We Can Write A Song About That!

Tim's next door neighbor made it to the cast of Saturday Night Live! Also we check Andrea's Rack for the latest Celebrity Gossip and the Cardinals beat the Patriots! I Bet We Can Write A Song About That!

What? This is just crazy! The Cardinals beat the unbeatable Patriots in THEIR HOUSE! Sorry Tom Brady- go cry to your hot wife. I Bet We Can Write A Song About That!

Roger Clyne joins Tim, Willy and Andrea at Rustler's Rooste for Thursty Thursday. We find out about his rise to Rock God status from his humble beginnings in Tempe to international fame. We also talk about his Mexican Moonshine Tequila. Then we check Andrea's Rack and Willy plays a song on "Uncle Henry's Guitar" about Uncle Henry!

What superheros would you most like to see kissing? Yes even comic book nerds answer surveys.