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Tonight’s offering on The Scary Story Podcast is Van Full of Clowns, a one-way ticket down a dead-end clown alley from the pages of They’re Coming For You 4: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read… Forthwith, available wherever eBooks are sold. Is there anything scarier than a creepy, old van? Only one thing comes to mind: a creepy, old van full of clowns. Now sit back as your stomach does juggling tricks with your lunch and listen to Van Full of Clowns... [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

  Tonight The Scary Story Podcast presents Werewithal, a chilling tale of wilderness gone wickedly wrong from They’re Coming For You 3: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read… Thrice, available as an eBook wherever and whenever. Around these parts summer means one thing: camping. Well, camping and shirtless, flabby, hairy guys mowing the lawn. Talk about scary. Now, do try to keep your shirt on, won’t you, as you listen to Werewithal... [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

  Tonight on The Scary Story Podcast we present The Girl Who Wouldn’t Marry Nuno Neves, a bloodcurdling bridal bouquet from parts south and They’re Coming For You 2: More Scary Stories that Scream to be Read, now available in paperback and as an eBook wherever such things are found.   A lot of people seem to get married in June. And they call me ghoulish.   Well, here comes the bride. No use getting cold feet, I suppose, as you listen to The Girl Who Wouldn’t Marry Nuno Neves…   [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Tonight’s offering is entitled Shot in the Gas Station: a haunting tale of intestinal distress ripped from the pages of They’re Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read, available as an eBook and in paperback wherever such things are sold. They say one is the loneliest number, but number two has its own set of drawbacks as well. In any case, don’t forget to wash your hands after listening to Shot in the Gas Station... [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Tonight on The Scary Story Podcast we present Townes the Clown, a rodeo-style nightmare roped from the pages of They’re Coming For You 4: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read… Forthwith, available wherever frightening eBooks are sold. If you’re scared of clowns, this right here might be a good time to hand over your spurs and your ear buds. The rest of you buckaroos, hang on for dear life, because here comes Townes the Clown… [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

  School may be out for summer—or forever and ever and ever—in your neck of the woods, but here on The Scary Story Podcast we have one more piece of business to attend to and it’s called Field Trip, a nutty little ride from the pages of They’re Coming For You 3: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read… Thrice, available at Amazon.com, Barnes Noble.com, the iBookstore, and wherever frightening eBooks are sold. Now, mind the bus driver as you listen to Field Trip… [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

  Tonight’s offering on The Scary Story Podcast is entitled Red Barn... A creepy chip off the old chopping block whittled from the pages of They’re Coming For You 2: More Scary Stories that Scream to be Read, available at Barnes Noble, Amazon.com, iBookstore, and wherever frightening eBooks are sold. Sweet screams... [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Tonight on the The Scary Story Podcast we present La Arrugada, a terribly twisted tale of love and laundry from south of the border and the pages of They’re Coming For You 3: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read… Thrice, available wherever frightening eBooks are sold. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all? It’s comforting sometimes to think so, I suppose. If that fails to lift your spirits, try putting de lime in de coconut, as someone once said. And now, without further tropical fruit detours, The Scary Story Podcast presents La Arrugada… [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.]

  Tonight’s offering on The Scary Story Podcast is Chindi: a gritty and ghostly tale from the Four Corners area of They’re Coming For You 4: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read… Forthwith, available at Barnes Noble, Amazon.com, iBookstore, and wherever frightening eBooks are sold. Some people believe that the wind can be evil. All I know is that it messes up my hair. Now hold on to your handbags as you listen to Chindi... [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.]

  Tonight’s offering  on The Scary Story Podcast is entitled Sketch... A tale of madness straight (jacket) from the loony bin to the pages of They’re Coming For You 2: More Scary Stories that Scream to be Read, available at Barnes Noble, Amazon.com, iBookstore, and wherever frightening eBooks are sold. Does it really matter whether the voices are coming from outside or inside your head? All we can tell you is that insanity is no laughing matter. But laugh with us anyway. As always, feel free to color outside the lines as you listen to Sketch… [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

  Tonight on The Scary Story Podcast we present Yo Mama's Right Here, a tale from the lost and found section of the Oregon Trail. It can also be found in They’re Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read, available in paperback at Amazon.com and as an eBook wherever frightening eBooks are sold. The worst thing you can do with a scary story is take it too seriously. These stories were written in a spirit of fun. And nothing’s more fun than a nightmare. Still, the best part of a bad dream is usually waking up and finding out that it’s not real. But what if you can’t, and what if it is? Something to ponder, I reckon, as you mosey on down the trail and listen to Yo Mama’s Right Here… [Written and read by O. Penn-Coughin. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

  Tonight's offering on the Scary Story Podcast is El Cuco, a tale of terror featuring our old friend, the Boogeyman. Read by author O. Penn-Coughin ("open coffin") from his book, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read. Music by Kevin MacLeod. For ages 9 and up. Warning: this story is NOT for wimps