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So many things happened this show, we can't really describe it here! Love love love this! Whoever made it is our hero! Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link Team Building Next episode: Dangerous Precedent Boss Battles Azsuna, Quest name: Size Doesn’t Matter (65,41) Blottis (He looks like one of those giant Naga) Poison Fang: This ability instantly deals beast damage and poisons your pet.  Your pet will continue to take elemental damage each round for 5 rounds.Body Slam: Blottis will slam into your pet dealing humanoid damage to it, and also taking a bit of humanoid damage itself.Rain Dance:  Rain dance will heal Blottis as well as increase his critical strike chance by 50% for 2 rounds.

Alludra and Ben discuss the new patch and how to make a wave of pets! Not to be confused with making pets do the wave! There are no survivors after a petnami. Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download link Next week's team building: Rainy Cabnet Boss Battles: Tiffany Nelson Dalaran. Jinx (a spider): Forboding Curse:This adds more damage to each attack against your pet and reduces your pet’s speed by 25%.  This lasts 4 rounds.Brittle Webbing:This ability deals beast damage and coats your pet in brittle webbing, causing it to take beast damage each time you attack. This lasts 3 rounds.Spiderling Swarm: Jinx will swarm your pet with spiderlings, dealing beast damage.  This will deal double damage if your pet is webbed. Rocket (a moth): Wild Winds: A sharp wind gust deals flying damage instantly and more flying damage every round for 2 rounds. This will persist through pet swaps.Cyclone: Rocket will create a cyclone which has a 35% chance to deal flying damage to your team each round.  This ability lasts 5 rounds.Nature’s Ward: This restores health every round for 5 rounds.  While healing, Rocket will be transformed into an Elemental type. Marshmallow (a cat): Pounce:Marshmallow will pounce on your pet, dealing beast damage.  It will deal extra beast damage if Marshmallow goes first.Screech: This screech will frighten your pet, dealing beast damage and reducing your speed by 25% for 4 rounds.Prowl:This ability will reduce Marshmallow’s speed by 30% and increases his damage of his next attack made within 2 rounds by 150%. Zone spotlight: Raid pets that have been put into Legion so far: Emerald Nightmare: Nightmare Whelpling - Ysondre Dream Whelpling - Must defeat Xavius, then there are a few scattered about to catch. Ulduar: Magma rageling - Ignis the Furnace Master Ironbound proto-Whelp - Razorscale Runeforged Servitor - the iron dwarves fight Sanctum cub - Auriaya Winter rageling - hodir Snaplasher - Freya G0-R41-0N Ultratonk - Mimiron Creeping tentacle - Yogg Saron Trial of the Crusader  Dreadmaw -Gormok the impaler, acidmaw & Dreadscale, Icehowl Nerubian Swarmer - Anub’arak Icecrown Citidel  Boneshard - Lord Marrowgar Blood boil - Deathbringer Surafang Blightbreath - Professor Putricide Soulbroken Whelpling - Sindrigosa (now in the running for new saddest pet) Dredge Ghoul - Lickking Wicked Soul - Licking

Ben and Alludra are pumped! Or something like that!! Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link Next week's Team Building: Service with a smile! Boss Battles Stitches Jr. Jr. (He’s just like Stitches Jr., but more Junior!) Cleave - Stitches Jr. Jr. will recklessly attack your enemies, dealing undead damage, split evenly amongst your team.Enrage - His damage is increased by 100% and damage taken will be increased by 50%Infected Claw - Stitches Jr. Jr. will tear at your pet, dealing undead damage. Zone spotlight - Trade Skills Alchemy - Ridgeback Piglet, Thaumaturgical Piglet, and Transmutant - to obtain the recipe Transmutation Meat to Pets just keep doing your Wild Transmutation each day and eventually you will be graced with the recipe. Archaeology - Wyrmy Tunkins - This is a reward from the Archaeology bi-weekly quest.  Good luck... Enchanting - Enchanted Cauldron, Enchanted Pen, Enchanted Torch - For the Enchanted Caldron and Torch recipes a quest will unlock when you reach level 106 that will give you access to Tigrid the Charmer in Stormheim.  For the Enchanted Pen the recipe unlocks after a short questline starting with An Enchanting home, given by Enchanter Nalthanis in Dalaran once you reach level 106. Engineering -  Trigger - To obtain the Trigger recipe, Engineers must progress through the Engineering quest chain.  Once you are 108 the quest Trigger Happy will become available.

It's our 100th episode so we took a trip down memory lane!! Because party!! Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link Special thanks to all of you! Thanks for being so wonderful!!

Ben caught the con plage. Poor guy. v.v Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download link  Next week's Team Building: Fearful Shouting Boss Battles Fight Night: Rats! Splint Jr.  It’s a rat! Scratch - Splint Jr. will scratch your pet, dealing critter damage.Poison Fang - This ability will instantly deal beast damage to your pet and also poisons the target for additional elemental damage per round for five rounds.Stampede - Splint Jr. will start a stampede, causing critter damage. When your pet is hit by the stampede, it will take double damage for 2 rounds. Stampede continues for 3 rounds. Zone spotlight - SuramarAvailable through pet battle: Coastal Sandpiper, Crystalline Broodling, Thornclaw Broodling, and the Vicious Broodling Available through questing: Lurking Owl Kitten from the quest “You’ve Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow”  and the Untethered Wyrmling from the quest “Balance to Spare” Available through drops: Benax which drops from Anax, and the Eye of Inquisition which drops off of the Felsoul Inquisitor. Available through Gold: Extinguished Eye from First Arcanist Thalyssra when you are revered with The Nightfallen for 500 gold plus faction discounts. Available in treasure chests in the Withered Army Training Scenario is the Leyline Broodling a hotfix fixed the door so you can probably get in there now! Maybe. We hope. 

Alludra and Ben discuss bear walls somwhere in here. We promise. I mean...it's the name of the show! Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link REMEMBER KIDS! Get in your points by Blizzcon! 2016 contest ends November 5th at 5pm Pacific. Boss Battles Fight Night: Sir Galveston a knight in Dalaran, looking for a fight Sir Murkeston (he’s a murkimus!) Blessed Hammer - Deadly hammers with go spinning outwards from Sir Murkeston dealing Magic damage.Falling Murloc - Sir Murkeston will attempt to teleport above your pet, then land directly on them dealing humanoid damage.  This fall will stun him, though.Righteous Inspiration - This magical ability will swap Sir Murkeston out with another pet.  That pet will have double speed and damage for 1 round.  If all of Sir Galveston’s pets are dead, then Sir Murkeston can inspire himself. Coach - a vulture with a doll on its back Thrash - Coach will wildly flail at your pet, hitting them 1 to 2 times, dealing beast damage.  If Coach attacks first, then it will hit your pet an additional time.Adrenaline Rush - Adrenaline Rush deals critter damage and also increases Coach’s speed by 75% for 3 rounds.Lift-Off - Coach will fly up high and become unattackable for a round.  On the next round, he will swoop down and attack, dealing flying damage. Greatest Foe - a black dragon whelpling Breath - Your pet will be overwhelmed with draconic breath and take dragonkin damage.Healing Flame - This dragonkin ability will heal Greatest Foe for a nice chunk of health plus an addition amount that is half of the last hit that was taken.Darkflame - Darkflames will engulf your pet dealing elemental damage, plus your pet will receive 50% less healing for 2 rounds. Zone spotlightStormheimAlbatross Chick, Black-Footed Fox Kit, Golden Eaglet, Long-Eared Owl, Mist Fox Kit, Rose Taipan, Slithering Brownscale, Stormstruck Beaver Tiny Apparition. These last two may require some camping and work on your part so beware!!! Purchasable pets are the stormborne Val’kyr when you are revered with the valarjar and is 500g Drops from mobs: Bleakwater Jelly - drops from Soulthirster in HelheimStormborne Whelpling - drops from Stormwing Matriach in Stormheim Next team building: Sensible Chuckle! 

Alludra and Ben agree on the one thing they never thought they would! Gasp! Arrows! What do they  mean! (image from shutterstock)  Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link

Alludra maths for you! And it's Ben approved! DPS math never dies! It just gets outdated (borrowed from google!)  Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link

Stumpers: Legion's new hot button corgi. The hero we all need! (Pic from reddit) Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link Boss battles Fight Night: Amalia: found in Dalaran! Foof: Brown, white, and black Corgi Buried Treasure: Foof will dig up a bone, healing himself up to 25%.Dreadful Breath: Dreadful Breath channels a dreadful toxic breath which deals humanoid damage split across the enemy team.  This will deal damage if the weather is Cleansing Rain.Howl:Foof howls in the distance… somehow...which will frighten your pet, increasing the damage they take on the next attack by 100%. Stumpers:a black and white Corgi that looks like Cornelius. Cute Face:Stumpers will look at you with his most adorable face, increasing his chance to dodge an attack by 25%Superbark:This ability is a bark of incredible power, dealing beast damage.  The good news is that it cannot bring your pet lower than 1 health.Tongue Lash: Stumpers licks your pet 1 to 2 times dealing critter damage with each hit.  He will lick you an additional time if he attacks first. Lil’ Sizzle: an adorable Molten Corgi Bark:Deals beast damage and reduces the target’s next attack by 25%. It lasts 1 round.Inferno Herding:Lil’ Sizzle deals elemental damage and forces your lowest health pet to swap into battle.Puppies of the Flame: Lil’ Sizzle will look adorable and become unattackable for 2 rounds. During this time, Puppies of the Flame attack your pet, dealing elemental damage each round. Zone spotlight - Azsuna Albatross Chick, Coastal Sandpiper, Court Scribe, Eldritch Manafiend, Emmigosa, Erudite Manafiend, Felspider, Fledgling Kingfeather, Fledgling Oliveback, Fledgling Warden Owl, Garden Frog, Juvenile Scuttleback, Olivetail Hare, and the Slithering Brownscale Through battle you are able to obtain the Albatross Chick, Coastal Sandpiper, Eldritch Manafiend, Erudite Manafiend, Felspider, Fledgling Kingfeather, Fledgling Oliveback, Garden Frog, Juvenile Scuttleback, Olivetail Hare, and the Slithering Brownscale The Court Scribe is available for purchase from the Court of Farondis for 500 gold once you are revered and the Fledgling Warden Owl can be bought from the Wardens when you are revered with them, also for 500 gold. And last but definitely not least, you are able to learn Emmigosa from the quest, “On the Brink.” Next week's team building: Consequential Bolt

The expansion has launched! This is not a drill! Ben is teaching Pandaren kids the ways of the pet battles.  Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download Link Boss Battles Shipwrecked Captive which you summon by using the toy Sternfathom’s Pet Journal, a toy that you find in Azsuna.  You are able to to complete this quest once a week. Scuttles Claw - Scuttles will claw your pet dealing beast damage.Dive - Scuttles will submerge, becoming unattackable for one round.  On the next round it will attack you, dealing aquatic damage.Spiny Carapace - This ability protects Scuttles for 5 rounds by dealing damage to your pet each time it takes damage.  If Scuttles uses Spiny Carapace again while it’s currently active, it will triple its effectiveness for one round.Klazor the Destroyer Burrow - Klazor burrows under the ground becoming unattackable for one round.  On the next round it will attack you, dealing beast damage.Dodge - This humanoid ability increases Klazor’s dodge attack by 100%Scratch - Klazor scratches your pet for critter damage.Clamps Carpnado - A frenzy of furious fish is summoned to attack your pets.  Aquatic damage is split evenly among your team.Infected Claw - Clamps tears at your pet with plagued claws dealing undead damage.Shell Shield - This beast ability reduced damage from each attack against Clamps.  It lasts 5 rounds. Zone Spotlight: Dalaran From vendors:In the Petshop:Breanni- Obsidian Hatchling (40g), Nursery Spider (160g), Albino snake (40g), Calico cat (40g) Giada Goldleash and Lio the lioness are also in Dalaran in case you missed a pet from your garrison! They are selling all the old favorites such as the Bloodthorn hatchling (50PC), Dusty Sporewing (50 PC), Glowing Sporebat (100 PC), Lost Neatherpup 200 PC)  Draemus- Fel piglet (200 pet charms), Alarm o bot (200 PC), Nightwatch Swooper (100 PC), Autumnal Sproutling (100 PC), Plump Jelly (50 PC), River Calf (50 PC)  In the underbelly:Laura Malley - Sewer-Pipe Jelly (for 250 Sightless Eyes) On a floating island outside of Dalaran and Margoss’s Retreat: Sting Ray Pup - requires Good friend rep with Conjurer Margoss and costs 50 Drowned Mana. From Pet Battles: Blind Rat, Young Mutant Warturtle, and the Dust Bunny.  As we’ve said before you need to click the rug in the barber shop to get the buff that lets you see the dust bunnies around Dalaran. Not sure if Nethaera is floating around as we have yet to see her brilliantly lit candle, we are not crazy enough to try and fish up another giant sewer rat just yet so the jury is still out there, and the vendor that sold the grinning skull is now missing! We believe he was a victim of all the pvp in the area. 

Alludra and Ben discuss how trees can be people too! Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download link Next week's team building: Serious Rainbow Boss Battles: Felsworn Sentry (26, 31)  spawned with a  white rat and a grey bloodbeak Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering the Felsworn Sentry back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds.Fel Immolate - This will deal elemental damage instantly.  Your pet will burn for additional elemental damage for 4 rounds.Repair - The Felsworn Sentry enters repair mode, performing no actions for two rounds, then repairs itself. Addon Spotlight: Daily Tamer Check

Ben gets angry at Alludra for having a special pet! Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download link The rest coming soon! 

Alludra and Ben are buried under patch changes! Still couldn't squeeze in that mailbox, eh guys? Your browser does not support this audio, oh no!! Download link Next week's Team Building: Cute Garden Boss Battles: Chaos Pup: It’s a fel pup! Spawned with a white Bloodbeak and a white Cerulean Moth Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering the Chaos Pup’s back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds. Howl - A distant howl will frighten your pet, increasing the damage they receive on the next attack by 100%.  This debuff does only last 2 rounds but very well might be 1 because of the recent changes to abilities. Bite - The Chaos Pup will bite your pet dealing beast damage. Cuz teeth. That’s why.