Rory Blyth: The Smartest Man in the World

I just got back from the local pizzeria... and today, they made a mistake.

A lot of you guys don't know this about me, but I kind of don't drink a lot, and there are some good reasons for it...

There is another sinister affront to the good Neopoleon County to which I have been made privy in recent and difficult times.

My blog has been getting a bit rowdy lately, therefore these blue laws will be effective immediately, without exception.

I think I've managed to explain some statistical trends, here.