RPG Cast

Phil is not a Privitere, and is NOT playing Pokemon. Anna's little community manager heart flutters, while Kelley learns that it IS a Chain Chomp.

Phil Willis is back and while he's not Chris, he plays him on the podcast. Anna Marie is wondering why her cat, Scamper, is losing his mind. Kelley is compensating for suck, and we're all anxiously awaiting the launch of Pokémon this week.

It's Extra Life Weekend baby! Phil puts Chris in a closet while Anna states that it's not because she's Canadian, it's because she's a cheap bitch. Meanwhile, the treasure chest looks back at Kelley with an expression that says "...Bruh."

Tragedy strikes Kelley on the Beetle core. Phil doesn't expect the balloon inquisition. Chris brings his standard issue cat. And you all get to just sit there and wonder when the next Persona will come out.

Josh is bringing Rabbids back. Also, RIP Kelley as her kitty goes on a rampage. Chris is a human in real life, but still has MMO sickness.

Kelley annoys her cat by looking at her feet. Chris scratches his nose with elbow spikes. Josh wonders how fast his computer can emulate Saturn. And Phil needs surgery because of Monster Hunter.

Chris wonders if Pokémon is the future where the vegans win? Kelley just notices Josh's discord avatar is Joshua. Josh asks, "What is a mana game, but a miserable pile of menus?"

Kelley is a complicated person when it comes to PC gaming. Josh is a quiet English man, slightly constipated. And Chris takes a Steam Deck to the face.

Chris bangs his crotch on a keyboard. Kelley plays Alice Simulator on her not-laptop for portable gaming. And Robert makes the hard decision of filet mignon or 3 day old McDonalds.

Kelley is creeped out by grown men in diapers. Josh can't name a kaiju that isn't Godzilla or Mothra. And Chris gets an Elden Pacifier since he's never happy.

Kelley carries her Vita with her, but then realizes she can't play the games in public. Josh practices his dramatic Yakuza shirt ripping skills. And Chris uses an AI to generate a new Soul Hackers map.

Kelley hoards all the PS5s. Chris needs a build for the I'm Bad playstyle. And Josh gets treatment for his cat's demon tapeworm.

Kelley watches the American Sailor Moon pilot acid trip fever dream. Tam is going off to get 800 glamour shots. Chris gets carded while trying to buy a Mara.

Congested Kelley goes HONK! Chris runs over old people in GTA while distracting Anna Marie with Octopath. RPGamer tip of the week: If your game has more than 12 currencies, it's main stream.

Chris is not an automated phone system. Josh has been delayed until 2023. And Kelley gets cases for her Star Wars cases.