Not Just a Matter of Life and Death - The Liverpool Podcast

Following the most ludicrous of decisions ever to grace the beautiful game, Iain Coyle and Stephen Yemoh bring in Ian Donnelly to pick the bones of the shakiest legal case of the century and ponder how Sir Alex managed to get a close personal friend on the jury. With the circus in town there's barely enough time to mention the football, but somehow we manage it.

Iain Coyle and Ian Donnelly look back on the QPR match, laugh heartily at the fortunes of the Manchester twins and forward to Villa and Wigan, where the pasties are so abundant that they say the streets are paved with them. Stephen Yemoh does briefly appear in tonight's podcast. Near the end. If you get that far.

Iain Coyle and Stephen Yemoh discuss all the things that every Liverpool fan needs to know, such as 'does Clint Dempsey wear eyeliner?'. Of course there is talk of Liverpool FC, but how can we overlook the appearance of the first goth striker?

It's a 'shirts on' episode this week where Iain Coyle, Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly talk Kenny, Blatter, Collymore, transfers, Peter Cech's mask and of course Sr. Suarez. We also look forward to Man City at home coming up this weekend and Chelsea in the Milk Cup on Tuesday. All this in only 48 minutes.

It's the dream team this week (with the obvious omission of Arnie Ker). Yes, we're making do with the Crafty Rabbi Ashley Blaker and Stephen Blue Yemoh to join Iain Coyle in the first shirts off podcast of the year. There's so much to covered that we don't have time for it here. Our eBay Rating is not reflective of the quality of this podcast.

Iain Coyle is joined by the crocked Rob Heaney and award winning Humphrey Kerr to discuss injuries, football violence and Adam's favourite left foot.

Iain, Ashley and Stephen Yemoh discuss Suarez's pretend motorbike, a daytrip to Brighton, Kenny's quips, professional diving referees and legendary Liverpudlian Pete Burns. It's a shame Yemoh couldn't stay to hear it all.

It's a four mic special and all the shirts stay on. Ashley 'The Crafty Rabbi' Blaker, Stephen 'Blue' Yemoh and award winning Humpfrey 'I'm no Nazi Sympathiser' Ker (pron: Carr) join Iain Coyle for a 38 minute romp through that crazy world of football. And for the first time Humf reveals exclusively his secret meeting with Roy Hodgson in laybay off the A40.

Yes, tonight's podcast is named after Ashley Blaker who actually bothered to turn up. Ian Donnelly made it on time, but he never asked for such an honour. (We wanted to call it 'Andy Carroll, Drunk Again').

The podcast that once attracted a guest to cross the globe, fails even to get the attention of a once regular co-host to make the 20 minute trip and tonight's show is two hander with Stephen Yemoh playing two positions. Even Humph has stopped answering the phone since he changed his name. On the brighter side, Iain Coyle has lost 7 pounds and Suarez is looking like the bargain of the century. #YNWA

It's all back in time for kick off of for the new season as Iain Coyle leaves filthy messages on a Nazi impersonator's voicemail, while Stephen Yemoh and Ashley Blaker wonder if this is what it's come to. Who's in and who's out are among the many topics of discussion on tonight's Liverpool FC podcast, not forgetting discussion of the launch of Iain's favourite new Android app which is available from www.liverpoolpodcast.com along with all our other stuff.

This week a man flies from Sydney on a moment's notice after winning an eBay auction and next thing you know he's on Iain Coyle's sofa and guesting on the podcast. Sean McGerty has made himself a household name (at Chez Coyle at least) for coming halfway across the world to join this shirts off, last of the season podcast. Humphrey Ker does Arnie and Stephen Yemoh is Blue, but nothing will compare to McGerty's feat of faith. YNWA. Sean leaves with a handful of gifts from Reebok, Betfair and Bulldog. You can look as good as Sean by visiting meetthebulldog.com and reebok.com/custom-shoes

It's a four mic special as Iain Coyle welcomes the return of The Craft Rabbi, Mr. Crown Paints himself, Ashley 'The Oracle' Blaker (wait, there's more), Humphrey Ker and Ian Donnelly for a triumphant return to form and the starling revelation of where Liverpool would be in the table if the league had started the same day as Kenny did. Listen to it and it'll all become clearer. Check our Facebook at liverpoolpodcast.com too for details of how you can be our guest on the last podcast of the season! This podcast has been voted for an EPL Talk Award, have you voted yet?

It's Preditor vs. Blue vs. St. Trinians II as tonight Iain Coyle welcomes Britain's premier Arnie impersonator, star of TV and film and glassesdirect.com spokesperson for the South East, Humphrey Ker. And also Stephen Yemoh out of Blue. It's a podcast the features superstitious celibacy, early windy-pops, the Arsenal pantomime, awesome Kuyt, 18 month old players, transfer rumours and Rooney being the right side of the law for once.

The shirts are on as Iain Coyle leads Stephen Yemoh and Ian Donnelly celebrate the victory against the blue side of Manchester (who were rubbish) and discuss James McCarthy, Gareth Bale, Jose Enrique and LeBron James who are all desperate to join The Reds (apparently).