American Ringtone Band
Summary: Chronicling the fortunes of America's foremost ringtone band. Here you will be able to download a smattering of their world renowned ringtones and have an opportunity to experience the palpable excitement of being in America's number one ringtone band (through the magic of vicarious podcastness). Share in the laughter, tears and sexy times of A.R.B. as they attempt to scale the dizzying heights of cellular based music performance whilst maintaining not only their composure but a fully stocked bar. Will they manage to kick their myspace friends into double figures? Does their manager actually exist? Will Dave overdose on household cleaning products again? Would an icecream van be a wise marketing investment? All the this and less may be answered here..........
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Podcasts:
It's not a journey, it's a destination. A stinky one.
ARB say sorry for their tardy podcasting nature.
In which ARB attempt to sell their glorious new invention and exchange pleasantries with their most ardent fans (who are tossers).
In which Ned and Dave learn the high cost of charity and the shortcomings of a long introduction whilst drinking Zima and contending with a rather unsavoury pond.
In which ARB neglect to pay the electricity bill, are complicit in the disappearance of a duck and in defiance of all rationality become goddamn scenesters.
In which ARB find themselves navigating the sometimes choppy waters of self-promotion over social networking sites whilst getting an oil change and some fresh fruit.
The inspirational advert that makes your need for ARB clear as a thing that is indeed transparent.
A sweeping orchestral arrangement brings pathos to this plea.
A possible top 30 hit in the Ukraine, this ringtone rocks like your mother's not home and makes no apology for it.
In which ARB drive around a bit, have a nice chat and get interviewed on children's hospital radio by means of a terrible deception.
The worrying ringtone that nearly caused the death of an entire system of belief.
It's 3am and ARB are still in the bar, don't make the same mistake as them, pay heed to this cautionary ringtone.
