Episodes – Ventchat

We recorded on Thursday instead of our usual Saturday and we discuss why...It goes a little further than Canada Day or the 4th of July.  We talked about T's ruined New Year's resolution, and drinking.  Tarantulas, spiders in general and their babies running everywhere.  Possibility of adding new show.  Esta and Sauce talked about the new WoW patch this week and what they did in the game.  Game haters and game snobs.  Minecraft 1.7 and Magicka.  Esta's voice.  Dog updates and neighbor dogs.  Potato Nut.  Mr. Proper.  Turdhat's cooking.  Circular Breathing.  Twitter recommends you follow Snooki because twitter is stupid.  Prune Juice Challenge talk.  Cheese heads.  Wives listening.  Traffic.  The removal of public restrooms.  The decline of civilization. Intro:  Reddwarf Outro:  Anitek - Anitek Instrumentals Vol. 4 - Contours Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Well it's been a long couple of weeks but we're back live. Some stuff we talked about: What's happening with the show and a show reset.  Minecraft, Magicka, uncomfortable neighbors, Warcraft (of course), dealing with one square, is someone's wife poisoning them, chess, new puppies and puppy training, pleasuring yourself in the car, vocal exercises, swords, Robotek & Army of Darkness Defense mobile gaming, League of Legends recommendation, using the bathroom at work, Las Vegas, Game of Thrones, body mod regrets, hobbies, your phone calls and emails, and more. Music from this week's show: Intro: Reddwarf Outro:  Anitek - Anitek Instrumentals Vol. 8 - Mr. Monster Man Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

We'll be back live next week, but for now here's some selected items from 5 shows that you haven't heard either at all or for at least almost a year!  Here's some topics we covered from those past shows: 35:  Santa's burrito, watching Turdhat's house while he's on vacation, dog mike dog communication. 36: The disgusting opening. Long socks vs short socks, the appropriate age to stop bathing with your kids, the rage cage, short socks part 2, sleep paralysis, "tran-ma", curing hiccups, the grossest and/or most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you, Sauce has sex with his sister's friends, retirement home for gamers, The Dutch Rudder for a million dollars, Brokeback Ventchat. 37: Lasagna sandwich, Sauce's fanboy, Turdhat discovers twitter, Esta's doppelganger, hiding pornography, finding porn in strange places, battling nicotine, Turdhat's mayo love, Vicegrip's drunken impressions, is 7 times a day too much, find Sauce in real life for an open mouthed kiss. 38:  R2D2 says your name, Esta sounds like Joe Mantegna, Cat interruptions, Good and bad Pizza, High School pranks, Turdhat for president, more dog mic, The Pink Viscous Liquid mailed out to a listener as a "prize". 39:  Arcy subs this week, nightmares, Sober September, addiction,  hemorrhoids, a prize from Turdhat, Turdhat on twitter, drinking mana potion energy drinks, caller asking the hosts first names, virtual gaming machine, half the calls are just Zorplox using fake names, who would win in a fight to the death between us, uncomfortable babysitting situations, homeless poo, strange sexual situations during formative years, T's World of Warcraft hoes. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

In the opening we are treated to one of Turdhat's discussion topic ideas. No Sauce this week due to a minor work emergency, but we are treated to an email conversation between Sauce and Turdhat, along of course with Virtual Sauce Soundboard. Once we get into the meat of the show, there is a discussion about movies, 3D and otherwise, along with X-Men First Flight, Kung Fu Panda and more. Esta gives us a brief WoW update, and talks a little about Sinestra. Someone guessed correctly what Turdhat's famous "Pink Viscous Liquid" is, and there is a potential prize involved. Find out in the discussion topic. Turdhat gives us a chicken update. Trouble in the hen house? Some brief non-spoiler Game of Thrones talk before we jump into.... Did Turdhat Read! Turdhat is quizzed on the book he was supposed to start reading this week. Did he pass? Then... Potato Nut Update! What exactly is wrong with him? Will he recover? Everything you ever wanted or didn't want to know is included. In the news we talk a little E3, but keep that fairly brief as this week will be information overload. A few interesting highlights are hit, along with some WoW news. In Value Gamer Turdhat and Fen reviewed the free to play MMO Global Agenda, and talk about free-to-play games in general. Your calls, the discussion topic, a bit from Miltty, Turdhat Help You and more round out this episode. Music from this week's show: Martini - Grooving Time - Groovin Time 2 Arze Kareem - Akstrumentals Vol. 2 - Jazzweek Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. Episode 79 will be a "best-of" non-live version, but we will be BACK the week after with normal live shows! If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

Miltty started us off this week with a special introduction for Turdhat...Miltty apparently got into hot water over his bit from last show, which remains a mystery... There was an update about the sesame seeds consumed last show. Times and conditions. Sauce got a new puppy! Crate training, cat integration and everything else puppy related is discussed. The latest avatar change is discussed....banana avatars. Rusty from the Slash2 Podcast was asked which host he would have sex with after two Zimas, and he chose Sauce. Turdhat and Fen explored the Nether in Minecraft this past week, and we hear about their adventures and Turdhat's cheating. Podcastitute sent in several recordings...that were aptly named. Not for the squeamish! Like or dislike of fart jokes? A "Turdhat Reads WoW" Lore update. Some non-spoiler Game of Thrones talk. Is there too much sex in Game of Thrones? Some Magicka talk...Fen played with Draechen for about 4 hours this week. A little Ventchat Steam discussion. No #ventchatword this week? The hosts take a trip into Cyberspace....and who would be there to meet them but Bryterside? You'll see more of Bryter than you ever imagined. E3 is in the news this week. Sony hacked again, and we talk about how. In WoW 4.2 there are new /roar emote sounds added, we see if you can guess which are Alliance, which are Horde. Also it looks like Blizzard will be releasing a 64 bit WoW client. Your phone calls and emails of course! After the discussion topic it's Turdhat help you....with a twist. No spoilers...but this episode you will hear Turdhat's Minecraft fate. Will he play the banjo? Will he keep his mod powers? Listen to find out. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat

The show opens with some questionable headset recharging practices. Esta and Sauce got a kill in WoW that was a server first! The hosts talked about the twitter avatar changing trends and how that started, and Turdhat actually started following people back! Arcy was on BGO's podcast at 5wowthings.com so go check that out. Books were purchased for the Turdhat reading challenge this week, more details in the first segment. Big thanks to Deathstance for his donation and support to kick off this whole thing. Fen talked a little bit about DC Comic's direct to DVD movie releases, and how they compare with the live action movies. Many of these are on Netflix streaming. On the topic of Netflix, we check in again with Giggidee's attempt to watch a metric ton of Netflix streaming titles. Turdhat had the hosts each get a jar of sesame seeds each this week, so they could perform an experiment. We began this experiment live on the show, and you can hear our results next week. Learn more about the experiment in the show or have your sesame seeds ready when you listen to join in on the experiment. Sauce went through the #ventchatword, join in on that on twitter with that hashtag. Fen attempted to make an intro for it and failed miserably. Some quick Game of Thrones talk but no spoilers. Turdhat and Fen took the show on an Adventure in the Amazon, but NOT the same thing as Turdhat's Amazon Adventures... Your phone calls and emails of course! After the discussion topic the hosts took a journey to Cyberspace, and also a quick edition Value Gamer, discussing Order and Chaos online. Also, did Turdhat and Fen blow it on their review of Terraria? Milty had a date go terribly, be sure to check out his segment near the end of this week's show, the hosts ended up talking about this for at least 20 minutes in the show and after show. Perhaps most importantly, it was learned Turdhat doesn't shower every day, which of course can never be unlearned. A bit of extended aftershow this week for your listening enjoyment. Take time this week to be hygienic. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat Music from this week's show: Pitx - Caipirinha Intro by Reddwarf David KVD - Plastik-VG - Unos fantasmas impiden el paso pero Jim despeja el camino a ostia limpia

Can you feel the tension in the start of the show? I know I can...Fen and Turdhat start off with a gripe, and you'll hear why when you get to the "RL News" segment of the show. The actual introductions begin from the afterlife, as the rapture obviously occurred...in the News there is a brief mention of how much money the rapture made certain people. Fen got an Ipad this week, and talks about how he ended up acquiring it, and his thoughts thus far. Sayomara of Grand Old Podcast wrote an article that included the show called "Podcasting As Art". Turdhat, Forresst and Fen got their Magicka on this week and there was a little non-spoiler Game of Thrones talk as well. In the news Blizzcon was discussed, and the perennial sell-out of the tickets in one second. The gentleman that responsible for the rapture nonsense was mentioned, there was an audio clip about his profiting though fear mongering. There was also a discussion about a woman that pulled out a sword at a pizza place. The Macho Man passed away this week, which deserves a mention as well. Last but certainly not least the announcement of Blizzard's latest venture into adding services for an additional fee is discussed. All four of the hosts took a personality test, and talk about the accuracy of their results. Deathstance presented a challenge to Turdhat to read some WoW lore, listen in the show for the surprising details, the incentive is quite large. The hosts answered questions about what they wanted to be when they grew up. In the discussion topic, Turdhat's fate was addressed, and without spoiling anything the punishment is glorious, the details continue to bleed over into this week's discussion topic. You'll have to listen to hear what exactly but the punishment will delight you. Get on the forums to keep up with this. In the new Value Gamer segment Terraria was reviewed, and what exactly makes a game a good value was discussed. Minecraft, Magicka, Battleheart, Dungeon Raid, Guild Wars, and more were all mentioned. We would love to hear your recommendations for games with value! A $20.00-ish cap is great, as is something download-able on Steam or something like it. Online play is a plus, and if we pick your game Turdhat is offering a prize! Sauce had his Word of the Week and he saved the entries this week and handed out a prize! Watch for this week's word on twitter and use the word in a tweet with the hashtag #ventchatword Sauce also has a new twitter avatar trend he's working on, check out the end of the show for details. Don't tell anyone you hate them this week. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat Music from this week's show: Intro by Reddwarf François Pernel - l'ecornifleur - Garet Barry / Blooming meadows (Jig)

We interviewed the three people behind the scenes over at AskMrRobot this week: Eric, Peter, and Veronica. Be sure to not only check that out, but also check out some outtakes in the aftershow. We talked to them about how they got started, their new mobile app, what it's like to run the site, and just about everything else you've ever wanted to know about what they do. Big thanks to them for taking the time and answering everything we threw at them, including a few questions from Turdhat that were surely unexpected. Also this week, we came to the realization that this very well could be our last show, as the world is ending three hours before the next show would record. We took you on a journey in Takes From The Edge Of Cyberspace to a site that discusses this in great detail, along with a couple of other interesting places. Certainly also not to be missed, Turdhat hypnotized the listening audience this week. Listen carefully to the disclaimer, then sit back and enjoy the ride. Your calls and emails, Turdhat Help You, Sauce's Failed Contest (and another that didn't fail), a bit from the incredible Miltty lambasting Turdhat for being a cheater, and much more await your ears as we plow our way into your brains this week. Use your blinkers this week when you change lanes. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat Music from this week's show: Toothdentist - All I Need(Onza Remix) Intro by Reddwarf Project Divinity - Divinity - Second Awakening Anitek - Anitek Instrumentals Vol.8 - Flight To Geneva

Arcy is back this week to fill in for Sauce! She also does a lovely job of supplying one of our voices for a new segment, Choose Your Adventure. on Stopcast's video show this week they opened a jar of pink viscous liquid that Turdhat gave out as a prize about a year ago, and we talked about that. We gave away three more games to lucky listeners, and talked in depth about Elden donating to the show for every email we received in the past week titled "Donation". Esta and Arcy got Heroic Nefarian (or Nerfarian hard mode, however you like to say it) down this week and we talked about that, and they also answered a raid help question. We also tried out a new segment called "I'm Pretty Sure I Have This", about medical ailments that we may or may not have. This week, live on the show, Turdhat also admitted to being a filthy cheater in Minecraft. Broken trust, broken hearts, and broken mines. Come listen to the shaming in the after show as well. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Find time this week to do something you're passionate about. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat Music from this week's show: Intro by Reddwarf Brad Sucks - Fluoride (Demo)

Not only are we giving away another game with a secret phrase, but a listener (Elden) is donating a buck to the show for every email with "Donation" or "Elden Donation" in the subject line we get between now and next show. He's got an invisible cap on this, but let's see if we can hit it! Send your email to ventchat@gmail.com and they will be forwarded as proof, and it'll help get a donation to us! Make sure and listen for that secret phrase! Details for all of this in the front of the show. For some reason we talked about Sauce's nachos for a good portion of this show, and Turdhat focused on them. Sauce had taken a picture of them and we used it as the show avatar this week on the website front page. Fen played some Magicka with listeners, Esta has a secret Minecraft project, Sauce is on RPG Weekly this week, and Turdhat took us on another adventure in Cyberspace. Lots of your calls and emails, and a fascinating discussion topic. We had Tales From The Edge Of Cyberspace, a bit from Miltty, Turdhat Help You, and more. Quick shout out to Dukeoawesome323 who gave us a beta key for Rise of Immortals that we gave away in the preshow, and another to Deathstance's wife Autumn, happy birthday! Listen to this to improve your life. Or something. We love you. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific/Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat Music from this week's show: Intro by Reddwarf HiGhMaS - Highmas 3: Heavy Roots

We're giving away another game this week, details at the start of the show. Sauce started us off with playing "guess the photo" with the live listeners, and you can tune in to hear how that went. A caller helped us out with the intro for the show, and then we went into our week this week. Sauce picked up Portal 2, and Esta and Fen talked a little bit about Game Of Thrones. Turdhat filled us in a little more about his chickens, and posted some pictures on the show forums. Esta and Sauce had a couple of questions for the Raid Help section, and Fen brought a "Sauce Soundboard" to the table. Activision/Blizzard's 2010 revenue report is out, and was discussed in the news. A listener call started a discussion about all things food, including fast food, and the thought about how fat Americans have become. Turdhat gave us another installlment of Bitches Be Crazy, and Miltty added a bit of his own. KaiserShizer had a response to Turdhat from last week in the aftershow, and we had a lengthy discussion about naming this episode. All of your calls and emails, plus Turdhat Help You and even more in this jam packed episode. Have a good week. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. Live shows are Saturday nights, 9pm Pacific Midnight Eastern time unless otherwise posted on the forums or twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. We thank you so much for your support. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat_Esta @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat Music from this week's show: Intro by Reddwarf Turbolance - Castle Of Illusion: Castle Of Illusion

We're giving away your choice of Magicka or Bioshock 2, all you have to do for a chance to win is email the secret phrase found in this week's show to ventchat@gmail.com by midnight Thursday April 21st. This week started off with Fen attempting to get another host to open the show. We went into our week and talked more about Turdhat keeping chickens in his garage. We talked to Sauce a little about his wife starting to listen to the show, and asked him what is in the Watergate salad he tweeted about this week. Also don't miss Sauce on RPG Weekly the week of May 1st, and also on 5wowthing.com this week. Esta talks to us a little about adult kickball. This week we take you on a special journey...into Cyberspace. Tune in to find out where we go on that adventure. Be sure to check out the clips of the after show, Fen stayed up late and talked to fans from all over the world. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We announce live shows by Friday both in the forum and on twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat @Ventchat_Esta Music from this week's show: Intro by Reddwarf SGF - Mr.Mastermeister

We talked about Slash2's MUD that we're all in, you can go play and kill the hosts at http://lotgd.ascensiongc.com so go hit that up. Sauce had his two cats shaved, and here are links to those pics to go along with us talking about them: http://imgur.com/IpTzD http://imgur.com/ocIA9 And THEN we saw THIS: http://imgur.com/ZvwuI and had to ask WTF? Sauce also stuck a microphone up his nose and recorded some hard nose whistlin' for Turdhat, so be sure to catch that... Esta and Sauce got Twin Dragons down in heroic mode this week in WoW and gave us details of that encounter. Thanks to an anonymous listener that gave us beta keys, Turdhat and Fen gave their impressions of the new game from Maxis, Darkspore. Turdhat dropped a new bit on us as well based on a listener suggestion...you'll have to listen to hear what it is. We hit a little Turdhat Help You in the after show, along with all of the usual nonsense and shenanigans. I just typed the word shenanigans. Have a good week you animals. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We announce live shows by Friday both in the forum and on twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat @Ventchat_Esta Music from this week's show: Intro by Reddwarf LukHash: Dead Pixels - Like A Dead Pixels

The show opening this week starts off with Turdhat showing off how he wears the pants in his family. Stick around to hear him get upstaged by his own son, who is already a comedy genius. No Sauce this week, but as you'll find out, this show is named after him and his song styling that you'll hear at the end of this episode. We're also joined this week by a second Esta(?!), who apparently is his clone. We talked about Minecraft's new patch 1.4, WoW's April Fools pranks, how RIFT is doing a month into their release, and all sorts of other things. Giggidee wrote a new News intro at Sauce's request, and Reddwarf sent in a show intro that you'll hear at the start of the show and again a little later on. Also this show features a nearly hour-long after show, as the show itself was only (only!) two hours, but we threw in quite a bit after the fact. Have a great week everybody. Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We announce live shows by Friday both in the forum and on twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat @Ventchat_Esta Music from this week's show: Intro by Reddwarf (I will gladly credit him further if he would like!) Outro by our very own SAUCE!

Sauce started us off with something he posted on Twitter, which was maps of various countries and their relative...ahem...organ size. Links at the bottom of the notes. Fen talked a little about a Nook Color he picked up, and hacked thanks to it being mentioned on The Slash 2 Podcast. Sauce and Esta downed a new heroic boss in WoW this week and we talked a little about Turdhat getting burnt up by lava (x5) in Minecraft. In the news we talked about an article from PC Gamer "20 Ways Blizzard Changed The World", and a few other notes of interest. We dug DEEP into everyone's pet peeves, and Turdhat unveiled a new one that Fen does that drives him crazy. We had a new song by Reddwarff and Giggidee, some Turdhat Help You, and of course your calls and emails. Sauce's links from the show opener: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285 http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073 Be sure and join us LIVE, you can listen and chat on the website. We announce live shows by Friday both in the forum and on twitter. If you'd like to help the show hit the "Support The Show" tab on the website. Site: Ventchat.com Email: Ventchat@gmail.com Phone: 925-246-CHAT or Ventchat on Skype Twitter: @Ventchat (Fen) @Ventchat_Sauce @Turdhat @Ventchat_Esta Music from this week's show: DrNI - Constant Change: Das Meer v.2 (The Sea) (Outro song by Giggidee!)