The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as his own? We're not sure. Let's just hope his child doesn't swallow another magnet while Chris is 12 beers deep on a TOOZDEE.

Dave Ross is back on the Feast and boy are we glad he stopped by! Let's just say he's the most unlucky lucky guy in Vegas, well at least with women. Going the bathroom in public has never been easy for him but doing doughnuts in a police station parking lot has been. Oh and he tells us the most drunk he's ever gotten. How Drunk? Let's just say he blacked out for seven hours! Be sure to share on all of Social Media and #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com

We are getting some serious Boston love on this episode, unless you're the New Kids! Matty Fontana joins the boys in the studio and he's got quite the hot streak. Just ask Seal, no, not the mama, the singer. Or the old Lady at The Bel Air Hotel! "He's a smart one" this kid, just ask Don Rickles and Bob Newhart! This episode has a little bit of everything!

It's always an honor to have All Juco Ryan Sickler in the studio but to have an actual Juco National champion?! I mean, come on playas!!! But that national title is just the tip of the male cheerleading pyramid. Just check the base and you'll find this week's guest, Josh Nelson. But he isn't embarrassed to be a male cheerleader, nor should he. But he might be embarrassed by his sleep-walking, or for his party hosting skills and for finding his way out of an awkward hook up. http://TheCrabFeast.com

Well, this week we find out that the Kentucky Derby ain't nothin compared to the "Kenducky Derby!" We sit down with Vlad Caamano and hear how he and Ry met at a diversity showcase. (Yes we know Ry isn't diverse.) But you don't need a horse or a duck if you have a '93 Civic like Vlad but just don't let his Dad see it because he's obsessed with them! So, set a pick and roll dirty on this week's episode! Take a listen and share on social media and then go get your "Kenducky Derby" shirt!

Oh boy, look who's back! We are back in South Philly and just passed the typewriter shop to sit down with Eleanor Kerrigan and that was the best thing we did all week. As usual this episode never leaves the neighborhood and why would it if you were able to get into fights with mob tied chicks, kick it with bonafide safari animals and per the norm had 9 brothers and sisters to gossip about! As always Eleanor is instant gold!!! Have a great 4th tomorrow and be sure to share this week's episode!

Are you good enough to play division one college basketball? Neither was Geoff Tice. But were you bad enough to cut twice by the same coach at two different colleges? Not enough? What about catching wombats, meeting Dennis Rodman and Pete Rose in the same trip to Vegas and getting punched by a woman with a dudes name?! Tune in and share on Facebook, twitter and IG. Why not? Don't you wanna be cool? #FTCF

Hop on your horses and take your shirts off because we are riding with Jessimae Peluso on this week's episode. And if Horses aren't your thing she's bringing a pet monkey! Not hers and not to the podcast but she'll invite it to her sister's wedding!!! So take a listen and see how her excuse to sneak into meeting Gene Wilder went! And then share it with friends or on social media! #FTCF #*****

Tune in this week for some hilarious stories from comedian Adam Lustick! If you enjoy the show, please tell a friend! http://TheCrabFeast.com

If you have ever been to a Murder Mystery dinner theater then you may have seen this week's guest Neil Garguilo. Or maybe you were just a guest at a work conference and you happened to get punched by Neil? Well, either way you are going to love this week's ep as Neil takes us under cover into some amazing stories of how he "got started" in the business. http://TheCrabFeast.com

We hope you took some time yesterday to celebrate our troops and have a couple in their honor. You won't need any booze to get through this episode because one of our favorites, Carl D the Drama King is back. And with no surprise he takes us down some of his embarrassing highlights from growing up and adulthood. Carl isn't afraid to open up the past and we are always stoked to have him on. Please enjoy and share with friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com

Her show on TruTv is called "I'm Sorry" but she certainly is not! Andrea Savage pops in some of the best comedic movies and television and now she's popping up on The CrabFeast and boy are we happy about that?! And so will you! And so will your friend's so give it a listen and share with your friends and family.

Please raise your seatbacks and tray tables as we are about to take off...to South Africa where things ain't exactly the same as they are here! But no need to back a bag because this week's guest Johnny Pemberton packs light! He ain't even bringing his large intestine so as long as he doesn't accidentally pack his LSD and as long as none of his immediate family comes out it should be a pretty smooth ride! http://TheCrabFeast.com

People think high school drop outs won't amount to anything...well Alex Hooper sure showed them. All he did was go on to graduate by taking his remaining classes over the phone, got charge by a rogue zebra at the DC Zoo, got lost down a dark tunnel at a sex club in Buenos Aires and if that weren't enough he got his ass on Ellen! Yes Ellen! This is a super fun ep, tune on in, enjoy and share with friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com

Well, what can we say? The Chanel One news was running an expose on Josh Adam Meyers and his two front legs and we wanted to get ahead of the hype and get him back on the podcast. As always Josh comes correct with some great stories and of course comes some what incorrect in his ability to talk. We love the King of fleece and we know you do to, please enjoy and share with friends! http://TheCrabFeast.com