Laying Down The Lawl
Summary: Do you like to laugh? Well keep reading. Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a 23 year old trying to succeed in Los Angeles? Have you ever wondered why people who wear sunglasses indoors are jerks? Do you know the best place to get bread in the mall? Kyle Swartwood knows all of these answers and more. A Seinfeldian commentary with a Star Wars subtext; that is exactly what Laying Down The Lawl is like. Here are some thing people have been saying about Laying Down The Lawl: “This podcast is adequate.” “Laying Down The Lawl is the only podcast I bother listening to.” “What’s Laying Down The Lawl?” “It’s getting better.” Welcome to Laying Down The Lawl, a podcast hosted by Kyle Swartwood. We are a weekly show with a new episode posted every Monday. Laying Down The Lawl is engineered by Cody Swartwood.
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This week the boys discuss Valentine's Day decorations, health & fitness, Kyle's run as a "Senator", and the annoyances that come along with people using technology. Please make sure to give us some feedback!
Cody stops by and as expected he and Kyle had a stellar show. The boys talk about an angry parking attendant, childhood memories, Cody stealing a car, and more!
Optimiztiq comes in to talk about Funk Volume's Don't Funk Up Our Beats contest (vote for him below). Alex, Kyle and engineer Cody also get into their recent trips to Placerville, pranks, and growing up. Vote for Optimiztiq in the Funk Volume's Don't Funk Up Our Beats contest here.
Miss Movies (from HitOrMissMovies.com) joined Kyle over Skype for a very memorable and fun show. We kick off the show with Kyle interviewing Miss Movies, then they discuss previous jobs, and more! Kyle also asks Miss Movies about what girls are really saying and thinking. Make sure you check out her website, Facebook page, Twitter page, and YouTube page. You don't want to miss this one!
Yet again Optimiztiq drops by and the boys discuss car problems, the bus system in Los Angeles (here is the Loveline After Disaster's Episode 91: Nectar Submarine for Anderson's take on the buses), bad sexual jokes, things Kyle is excited about, and gross jobs.
While I was on vacation I sat down with my good friend Cal to talk about our movie making. Our movies are posted below in chronological order. Placerville: The Movie (2006) Pollock Pines: The Movie (2007) Coloma: The Movie (2007) Reno: The Movie (2008) Placerville: The Movie 2 (2008) The Big Baws Theory (2010)
Our guest this week was the lovely Diana Van de Kamp and she always brings the fun. We talked about ways we'd like to die, internet dating horror stories, high school, theme songs, and much more!
Optimiztiq joins Kyle in the studio yet again and it was thoroughly entertaining! The guys talk about karaoke, facebook, near arrests, and more!
Special guest Danny Davis joins Kyle in the studio and it was a glorious episode. They talk about technology, car accidents, suran wrap condoms, and much more!
Optimiztiq came in to help Kyle Occupy Lawl Street this week. They discuss Alex’s new boss, Kyle regales the time he was robbed while home alone as a kid, then he bitches about his Ethics class, they do another exciting segment of KyLawlz, and they finish off the night with recalling a concert they recently attended.
The lovely Ms. Diana Van de Kamp (better known as the Queen of Stinky Pinky to some) joins Kyle and it was a memorable evening. They start off talking about the game Stinky Pinky and then talk about the ever popular Loveline After Disaster. Kyle then wants to discuss the people often seen in documentaries that write books that no one ever cares about. Next Kyle vents about some people he goes to school with which parlays into who can actually pull off wearing sunglasses inside (hint, it's a short list). Kyle then recants the infamous Kmart photo frame story. Next they touch on the difference between a cougar and a MILF. Optimiztiq then joins in to discuss Los Angeles's radio station 93.5. They then wrap up the show talking about the creepiness trees vs. no trees.
This week Kyle was joined by our old friend Graham Hart and they had no shortage of things to talk about. They touch on Danny's moving on, then talked about the awkwardness of unfunny internet videos, then Graham talked about T is for Trigger (his submission in the ABCs of Death contest), then they recount a recent trip to a bar and an eventful trip to Placerville, and they round out the show with the puppy store at the mall. Click here and vote for T is for Trigger. T is FOR TRIGGER from Graham Hart on Vimeo.
We have a very special guest in the studio this week, Mr. Panio Gianopoulos. Kyle goes over some new announcements, the boys talk about donuts, different Lawl names, the new Harry Potter, the Smurf movie, a fight in the apartment complex, awkward co-worker stories, middle school stories, unlikely facebook stories, sex with robots (click here for the sex robot video), and payphones.
Danny is out of town this week but luckily our old friend Alex McDonald aka Optimiztiq was able to fill in. Topics this week ranged from childhood memories to cretins that go to Target. You can find Optimiztiq's new album, In2itive, on iTunes or click here! If you want to get in contact with Optimiztiq hit him up on: Website: Optimiztiq.com Facebook: Facebook.com/BeOptimiztiq Twitter: @Optimiztiq YouTube: YouTube.com/BeOptimiztiq
This week we have our good friend Optimiztiq in the studio and it was a blast! Look out for his new album "In2itive" dropping July 15th on iTunes or click here! If you want to get in contact with Optimiztiq hit him up on: Website: Optimiztiq.com Facebook: Facebook.com/BeOptimiztiq Twitter: @Optimiztiq YouTube: YouTube.com/BeOptimiztiq
