Burn Bin
Summary: What do people who have no purpose in life do? … Oh, and they’re too much of pussies to join the military. But yeah, real failures at life. Anyways, they make a podcast. And that’s us and we are totally awesome!... in a totally newbish way, but we are still learning, but it’s damn funny to watch a train wreck, so come aboard the Failwarts Express as we take it full powered into a shitblock wall! Don’t worry cause we try our best to make you laugh as we start to hone our podcast skills. Nick, a fiery, hot blooded, crass, sarcastic, and slightly idiotic fellow, gives a unique flavor to the podcast. He is the main voice of the show and has a hard time shutting up. Igor, a silent, laid back (nice way of saying ‘lazy douche’), and money hungry man who seeks nothing, but fame and fortune brings his quiet ass as the co-host. He tries to avoid talking as much as possible and does whatever he can to make Nick do most of the podcast as a solo act… until he starts being sexual or homoerotic, then he does whatever he can to make Nick shut up.
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- Artist: Nick and Igor
- Copyright: Copyright 2011
Podcasts:
Hopefully Nick will find a digital world, hopefully Igor's father will take a chill pill, hopefully Igor's fire won't get put out, hopefully Igor will get another peek, hopefully Igor will pull his pants back up, hopefully hopefully hopefully...
Discovery of mall security, a super special exclusive report, Igor's failed poison control, annoying job applications, Nick's underwear shopping, and Igor ruins Transformers and expresses a desire to be enslaved!
Psycho Chef, Psycho Fatso, and Psycho Speedbump bring drama to the normal comedic routine of Burn Bin! And then more drama by talk of rape... but then it kinda goes back to normal with Igor spewing love over car stuff and more retarded voices from Nick.
The contemplation of getting a vagina, interesting sexual interests, Igor plots to take over the world, and our lack of motivation to suddenly producing shit tons of motivation by advertising on SModcast.
In this episode, Igor's balls continue to grow. Nick is feeling down in the dumps due to lack of free time and takes Igor to the Wookie Convention. Religion and art is discussed as Nick and Igor decide to go on a quest to find LIGHT.
Join us through a turbulent Journey of movie chatter, quarter life crisis, sponsorship, audio implants, relationships, midi love, and abandonment.
This one of a kind CD contains tons of different songs including amazing hits like: Survival of the Fittest, Shocking the Anus, Demon Tongue, Wiki Cocks, Nude Bush, F*** the Mainstream, Fear of Dick, and lots more!
Nick rags on Igor, whines about people and the money dump that is college. And it all culminates with an attack from the wheelynator and a movie idea that would leave priests with nightmares for the rest of their lives.
Nick complains about the blog layout(old), Igor calls the sex hot line, and go back in time with McNick and Baked Iggy!
This week the boys are kicked out of their normal room and forced to record in a car. Not only that, but Nick decides to try to offend as many people as possible by speaking with accents and doing a terrible job of it. Igor gets a little desperate to become number one and enlists some strange help.
Short one this week due to days, but glory is still found with: How Igor broke his phone, killing digital homeless, Nick's awkward moment, and other random shi--stuff.
Lots of fun this week as Nick expresses his desire to get married at the Renaissance Festival, our secret identities are almost blown, Igor combats Nicks homoerotic and poo humor, and as usual a multitude of rants and raves by the ignorant hate tank (Nick).
Nick and Igor try to talk about themselves for this podcast, but Nick quickly loses interest and starts complaining about things he knows nothing about. If you have a really low IQ, you may want to stay away from this episode because Nick's rants will only make things worse.
The ball picks up, but hardly rolls this week as both end up with days off causing lack of content for Igor to botch the editing with. Though lacking, we still manage to scrape something that may help the day go by a bit faster and hopefully with a couple chuckles. If not? You have our sincerest apologies, please come back next week for out next attempt.
A rocky start with bad sound quality and even worse editing (thanks Igor). Jump into a world where these Lunch Break Heroes dominate the world of stupid conversation to bore the fuck out of you for a good hour! Bone Apple Tit!
