Moviesucktastic
Summary: Our front lines start at the ticket booth, and our trenches have stadium seating. We spend our mornings picking the jagged shrapnel of fractured plot lines out of our battle-scarred minds. Sure, we could watch good movies. But where's the fun in that? We are grown men with passionate opinions regarding the often adult-themed films we discuss, and are occasionally prone to using bad, naughty, or otherwise unwholesome words. You have been warned.
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B.C. Rock and Thankskilling are the first films to be reviewed in our audience choice month! There's a reason the films we review need to be a theatrical release. These are two prime examples.
Religion and God being no stranger to MST we look at God's Not Dead strictly for its cinematic mishaps and not so much its message or religious belief. With Newsboys and Duck Dynasty involved it's hard but we pretty much do it.
When God tells you to do something you don't question it, you just do it. Especially when approached by Richard Lynch with a side vagina wanting to bear your children.
Robert Downey Jr. once said that he enjoys the classics but sometimes he just likes to sit back and watch C.H.U.D. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. We're with you Robert, we're with you.
Could I pass up the connection of mad scientist from Re-Animator? Hell no! When Jeffery's fiance accidentally gets killed by a remote control lawn mower, he goes on the prowl for female body parts. Hilarity ensues.
H.P. Lovecraft is known for many things, Cthulhu usually being the most known. Well kids, Re-Animator is one of his best and the film adaptation is as well. Take a listen, you won't be disappointed.
Robot Jox is essentially rockem sockem robots the movie. With a decent budget that would make Pacific Rim point and laugh uncontrollably, it has its moments. Bad? Yeah. After R.O.T.O.R. last week, a masterpiece.
R.O.T.O.R. is quite possible one of, if not the worst film MST has ever reviewed. I can't remember a time we've had it worse than this. The film is so bad you know it's staying in our movie collections for a long time to come.
Gwendoline is what you'd get if you crossed Indiana Jones with Emmanuelle. A sexually explicit adventure film with no shortage of horrible acting and bad dialogue. Even Tawny Kitaen's boobs can't save this one.
The Big Short is astounding. It gets it right where it needs to be and makes you root against the evil housing market and everyone involved. Although Joey goes on a political tangent and Scott has to bring us back a couple of times, it's worth it.
If I didn't dig Irish chicks and redheads I probably wouldn't have shown up for this one. Seriously, a total snooze fest. If you like movies about the 50's, immigration and the most boring love triangle between two continents, this movie is for you.
From the title, you know there are spies and a bridge involved somewhere. A recipe for Oscar nominations involves either Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg or the Coen brothers. This film has all three. Would it help? Nope. It won't win and it shouldn't.
Better late than never I guess. Although this is our 200th episode, we recorded it on April 7th 2016. Why the wait? We tried to do something nice but failed miserbly. Instead, enjoy a SPOILER filled review of Batman v Superman! You've been warned.
Although not a bad film, its been recognized and touted by subject matter alone. Nothing new has been brought to the table cinematically and it's dreadfully formulaic. Without the subject matter, mediocre and probably not a Best Picture nominee either.
It's rare when a novel is adapted into its cinematic counterpart leaving you with all kinds of emotions. It's even rarer when the author writes the screenplay for said film and the result isn't a giant steaming pile of...you get the idea.
