Building a Better Dave show

Building a Better Dave

Summary: A funny look at relationships, marriage, divorce, love, sex, life, dating advice, and the weird thoughts that pop into Dave\’s head when he is sleep deprived. Never longer than 15 minutes, and guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, think, or groan. Life is too important to be taken seriously

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 Anybody Want to Get Mellow? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

NOT WORK SAFE For some people it was the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. While I grew up watching Glen Campbell, and Tom Jones on TV. I had my Bachman Turner Overdrive albums, but I walked into my brothers room one day and he had put on Wang Dang Sweet Poontang from the Album Double Live Gonzo. Realize there was no Guns N Roses, only James Taylor, Air Supply, Fleetwood Mac, Barry Manilow and Linda Ronstadt. This made Ted Nugent the coolest dude on the planet. His "zero" in the "number of drugs taken" colum is the reason I have never - NEVER taken a drug. It had nothing to do with letting my parents down. I didn't want to let Unclde Ted down. Thanks Ted. I'm sure you took alot of crap from Hendrix, Morrison, Bon Scott and all the other people who are now pushing daisies. You held your ground , you stood up for what you beleived in. You also took about four and a half minutes to write your lyrics on your new album. Everybody sucks. I suck less.  - Ted Nugent Music Exerps from Double Live Gonzo  Need You Bad From ted Nugent Weekend Warriors  Buy it at iTunes Wang Dang Sweet Poontang   Double Live Gonzo   Need You Bad   Weekend Warriors   Rot Gut - Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes  

 Anybody Want to Get Mellow? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 20:18

Everybody Sucks, but I suck less. My attraction to Ted Nugent.

 Feeling Homeless | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Missing the days of comforters and hot chocolate. The joys of living out of a suitcase are slowy eroding my attitude. We take for granted that "Ahhhhh..." feeling of wlking into our homes. Until you don't have one (or at least one that is truly yours, where you can put some roots down...) I really hesitated putting out this (and a few other) episodes as they've all been kind of "downers" so I put this out for anyone else who might not be feeling as "Up" as they would like to say "Hey you're not the only one." Hang in there. If it weren't for Mountains we'd never have to learn how to climb. Music - Jim Suhler "Trying to Get Back Home." From the Podsafe Music Network at music.podshow.com  Buy the CD and Listen to Samples at cdbaby.com

 Feeling Homeless | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 16:55
 Rope a Dope | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 19:32
 Rope a Dope | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

You will not believe this episode as I take on the subject of Menopause and all the joys that it brings... We also have some listener feedback from Wayne, Rich Palmer (who really liked the episode "Only in America") and Brian Mundy (who really liked "The Truth about Teenage Boys"). Thanks for the comments guys. Keep em coming at 888-563-3228 Check out Muhammad Ali's Auto Biography The Soul of a Butterfly: Reflections on Life's Journey P.S. I also know its October and Not August (I need a nap)...

 Only in America | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

I heard about this and I thought, "This is a joke." However, it is real. Then when I read about it at www.dietfacts.com I was blown away.  I mean if you feed this to your kids is it breakfast, a snack, or child abuse? Only in America.

 Only in America | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 02:41
 Squeeze This… | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

OK, I just saw a charmin commercial and we now have Soft and Strong toilet paper. STOP THE MADNESS. have you been down the forzen pizza isle lately? I lost my organizer. Read that again. The role of the lost and found. Music from the podsafe music network at http://music.podshow.com www.astepbehind.com "Back in Action" Doing some shopping? Check out www.supportthisshow.com

 Squeeze This... | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 18:52
 Where is Mrs Fresh? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 15:47
 Where is Mrs Fresh? | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Dave talks about going to his new school that is 4 times as expensive. See www.betterdave.com/support And we listen to an episode of Dr Phil. Kind of... Kids get good grades so you can get a scholorship. Parents start saving for college now. I'm unemployed and yet somehow still make too much money. I love our country. Music from the IODA Promo Net http://promonet.iodalliance.com   from "Jonesen For Money" by Deacon Jones (Kent Blues) Buy at iTunes Music Store Stream from Rhapsody More On This Album

 Table For Two Please | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 07:51
 Table For Two Please | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Look if your kid can't read the menu - LEAVE THEM HOME. That's what Babysitters and grandparents are for! I'm tired of dodging forks during my dinner. Besides your actions are increasing the divorce rate. Would it be too much to ask that you do NOT set your children on fire until you get home? Is life over at 50? If you didn't have sex when you were dating the first 10 years of marriage are bearable, so you have something to do. If you're already discovered each other, then this crying child makes you cranky. You chose to have the kid - accept the responsibility and STAY HOME.  There is a place for unruly children. It's called the laundromat.

 Dumb as a Crayon | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: Unknown

Teenage boys can be stupid. I talk about a tale that happened right in front of my face, and why I use books to lie to myself. Website is www.betterdave.comMusic From the Podsafe Music Network http://music.podshow.com The Leaving Trains "Dumb as a Crayon"

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