Wasting no time with our torch

Summary: Well, we are back for another year of fun in the sun.  Its like a marathon, really, so rather than push it hard right off the line and end up on the grass at a track side park, crying to some homeless person and begging for them to massage your cramped thigh, we decide to start out slow.  Pace ourselves.  In other words, here is a mediocre episode of our weird little twisted weird show.  Enjoy