Summary: Madge and Dave discuss Bret Ratner, The Oscars, Jersey Shore, private stewardesses, Jerry Lewis, Chris Hansen and Planet of the Apes. Plus, new features Celebrity Haircut News, Underwhelming Celebrity Run-ins and Cereal Chat. Also, I Don't Get Halle Berry's daughter Nahla, cleaning with gas and urinal stickers. Oh, and Madge hates hay rides. (Week of August 1, 2011)
