Summary: Bill Gates did not write this list (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/schoolrules.asp), but Kent and Todd did go through it one by one and analyzed with their incredibly intelligent brains. Remember, they actually drank beer on one episode they recorded at 10am (http://www.dadsunplugged.com/shows/the-holiday-ale-festival-from-portland-oregon/). You will learn that Kent actually remembers one thing he learned at school from his Social Studies teacher and it's something we all should have learned...and they also discovered that the list shouldn't be just 14 things long. Every school should make it longer... because when they do, all of a sudden the kids become grow up to more efficient employees. And there is a swear word in this episode.
