Look how the balls follow you round the room
Summary: Podcasts are like buses aren't they? None come along for ages, and then you find it's absolutely packed full of nutters. By the magic of technology and incompetence podcast 71 - recorded a whole WEEK after podcast 70 - is available to you just MINUTES after its predecessor. This is like a brief glimpse into the future of time-travel, or a particularly dull episode of Doctor Who. Or something. Anyway, all you need to know is that it's here, and it's ready to worm it's way into your head via those funny shaped holes at the side of your face. This week we learn that Angry did a naughty picture, Ben did a naughty picture abroad, and Cliff didn't do any naughty pictures whilst looking uncomfortable in shorts. We also cover research showing being grumpy is good for you, actresses retiring at 24, and the billion dollars Michael Jackson has made since his death, whilst wondering if Frank Sidebottom will accrue similar amounts. All this plus, Diego Maradona, Meryl Streep and Kris Kristofferson. Push the button.