The Ruckus 007: That’s How I Roll

Summary: LISTEN NOW! The early caveman said, “there should be a way to move things around without having to drag them around in the mud.”  Thusly, he invented the wheel.  Then early cavewoman said, “hey I should attach those wheels to my feet and beat the shit out of other cavewomen.”  Thusly, Roller Derby was born.  […]