Episode 99: American Tail 3 & Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue

Summary: Bad airbrushing! A 90s direct-to-video tradition!Tonight we have a movie night double feature with Kittyhawk! We had technical difficulties with our first attempt at recording an American Tail 3 episode, so we re-recorded just for you! After the first half, we take a break and come back with Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue, a crossover cartoon filled with anti-drug propaganda that could only be enjoyed by pasty old white people who have no idea who these characters actually are. Topics: Bad VHS Covers No timeline theories!!! The color of the Statue Of Liberty The color of cheese Pacifist Native American mice who make death traps The magical scarf that hides your race “Will everyone just go and do?!” “What’s up, Doc, is your life!” Don’t do dope, but obesity is okay. Shut up, Michelle Obama! An anti-drug message that’s probably more entertaining if you’re high on acid.