Episode 84: Robin & The Dreamweavers

Summary: So much worse than we could have ever imagined. Yes, it’s here at last. Robin & The Dreamweavers. The darkest chapter of the Lou Scheimer legacy. This “movie” was brought to you by man who gave us Fat Albert & The Cosby Kids, Groovy Goolies, Faux Busters, Pinnochio & The Emperor of the Night, He-Man, and She-Ra. As it turns out, this isn’t a movie at all, but rather a very poorly made premium channel pilot. Much like the Gen 13 pilot, Robin & The Dreamweavers was doomed to a fate of obscurity upon completion. (That is, until the internet set it free!) We’re joined this week by Kittyhawk and Trevor Jay. We had to steel ourselves to power through this thing. A couple of us didn’t make it. But for the most part, we’re unscathed. By the way, please send in your Naga laughs! HO! HO! HO! Information at the beginning of the podcast. Topics Magic tattoo birthmarks Reusing Bravestarr sets TV Pilotitis 90s techno babble Air drumming Boob keyboard Net raves The Brogrammer Gay Vincent Price Roger Rabbit haxxor Brenda: the original and true creator of Farmville Doors to nowhere Eye fetishes A tube of cat urine XXX’s giant phallus Porn is evil The truth about Sweedish school girls A comet falls offscreen The Scheimer exposition machine This movie is NOT sexy ROOOOOOOBIN!!! The following screen shots were color corrected, because the DVD transfer is really bad and washed out. The actual DVD looks like shit. Air Drums Here are the Dreamweavers.Also, get used to this background painting. You’ll be seeing it a lot! Robin’s Frottage Cottage A video game programmer trying to impress a girl. The pig!Oh well. At least he didn’t try to pick her up in an elevator. Here is the only panty shot in THE ENTIRE MOVIE. Yeah. It’s Brenda. Dr. Octopus has a child with Shadow Weaver. Wait… What?! WHAT?!?! Why would anyone WANT this?! Gee, look what arrived in the mail on the same day as this episode released!