Makin' the folks proud ONE PERSONALIZED BUTT PLUG AT A TIME!! It's the Adult Toy Price Is Right!

Summary: How does one know that one has "arrived" in this world?? Is it when you get the key to the city? When they name a street after you? Nope and nope. It's when a company like Glow F Yourself makes a chrome butt plug WITH YOUR FACE ON IT!!! Such is the life of our Johnny Dare. It's THE ADULT TOY PRICE IS RIGHT!!!