Summary: Welcome to the Ad Read <a href="https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/category/podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">podcast</a>. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.<br> Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.<br> Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:<br> <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ad-read/id1476704983">Apple</a> | <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/1eJtD6ArsAb54KSzjuIuTk">Spotify</a> | <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ad-read?refid=stpr">Stitcher</a> | <a href="https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/Ad-Read-p1241498/">TuneIn</a> | <a href="https://soundcloud.com/adreadpodcast">SoundCloud</a> | <a href="https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9iZWFyZGVkZ2VudGxlbWVubXVzaWMuY29tL2ZlZWQvYWQtcmVhZC1wb2RjYXN0Lw">Google</a> | <a href="https://subscribeonandroid.com/beardedgentlemenmusic.com/feed/ad-read-podcast/">Android</a><br> Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:<br> <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/bearded-gentlemen-music-podcast/id1066051815?mt=2#episodeGuid=http%3A%2F%2Fbeardedgentlemenmusic.com%2F%3Fp%3D30242">Apple</a> | <a href="https://subscribeonandroid.com/beardedgentlemenmusic.com/feed/podcast/">Android</a><br> In today’s episode, we read the following ads:<br> Arranged Carriage<br> The ride share app for people who don’t know what’s best for them.<br> Wu-Washers<br> For anyone who wants their undergarments to be especially clean.<br> Office Personas<br> Nobody likes you, but maybe you can get a new persona and become noticed at work?<br> Matador Napkins<br> The most hardcore of napkins.<br> Drugs<br> Let’s do drugs!<br> Something else…<br> Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! <a href="https://www.dropbox.com/request/549h47FLQwIW6s5PB4gN" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Upload here</a> or email the podcast at <a href="mailto:%20adreadpodcast@gmail.com">adreadpodcast at gmail.com</a> with your testimonials.<br> You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.<br> Another Thing?<br> If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at <a href="mailto:%20adreadpodcast@gmail.com">adreadpodcast at gmail.com</a>! We’d love to read your ad!<br> (Additional writing for this podcast by <a href="https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/author/franknooch/">Jon Robertson</a>. Additional acting by Jon, <a href="https://twitter.com/IridescentSlime">Cheru</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/EdRevelator34">Ed Carroll</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/Carter_Shade">Carter Rodriguez</a> of <a href="https://twitter.com/ChasedownPod">Chase Down Podcast</a>.)<br>
