Summary: Welcome to the Ad Read <a href="https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/category/podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">podcast</a>, a podcast where we read ads.<br> Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.<br> Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:<br> <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ad-read/id1476704983" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Apple</a> | <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/1eJtD6ArsAb54KSzjuIuTk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Spotify</a> | <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ad-read?refid=stpr" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Stitcher</a> | <a href="https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy-Podcasts/Ad-Read-p1241498/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">TuneIn</a> | <a href="https://soundcloud.com/adreadpodcast" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SoundCloud</a> | <a href="https://t.co/lexWD3PuNS?amp=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Google</a> | <a href="https://t.co/1NeAQUclvw?amp=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Android</a><br> Subscribe to the entire Bearded Gentlemen Feed:<br> <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/bearded-gentlemen-music-podcast/id1066051815?mt=2#episodeGuid=http%3A%2F%2Fbeardedgentlemenmusic.com%2F%3Fp%3D30242" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Apple</a> | <a href="https://subscribeonandroid.com/beardedgentlemenmusic.com/feed/podcast/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Android</a><br> In this episode, we read ads from the following companies:<br> Magic Force<br> If you are of any magic ability, join the Magic Force to fight the forces of evil.<br> All The Feels<br> Cure yourself of sociopathy! It’s extremely easy.<br> Ding Dongs<br> Don’t worry about diabetes or any diseases like that. Just eat as many ding dongs as you like.<br> A Message From Mayor Moon Prince<br> The mayor is making some changes, and that rules.<br> Vu Tan Clams<br> An apology, sort of, from Vu Tan Clams clam farm.<br> Dog Circus<br> A family run dog circus that you really have to come see.<br> Something else…<br> Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! <a href="https://www.dropbox.com/request/549h47FLQwIW6s5PB4gN" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Upload here</a> or email the podcast at <a href="mailto:adreadpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">adreadpodcast at gmail.com</a> with your testimonials.<br> You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.<br> Another Thing?<br> If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at <a href="mailto:adreadpodcast@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">adreadpodcast at gmail.com</a>! We’d love to read your ad!<br> (Additional writing for this podcast by <a href="https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/author/franknooch/">Jon Robertson</a> and <a href="https://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/author/aaron-cooper/">Aaron Cooper</a>. Additional acting by Jon, <a href="https://twitter.com/IridescentSlime">Cheru</a>, and <a href="https://twitter.com/EdRevelator34">Ed Carroll</a>.)<br>
