Summary: <p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FPH6A70/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=alecmecom-20&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B00FPH6A70&linkId=49810cef16c366d5635dd9a68c4de018" target="_blank">The Conjuring</a>: “She’s Already Gone…and Now You’re All Gonna Die.”</p><br><p>What’s a violent ghost in comparison to an upside-down mortgage? In the continued exploration of what will frighten Darth to the very depths of her soul, we discuss The Conjuring, one of the <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/travisbean/2019/10/03/the-highest-grossing-horror-movies-of-all-time/#2dda053e4d39" target="_blank">highest grossing horror movies</a> of all time.</p><br><p>The Conjuring takes place in a time when your diagnosis was embarrassingly published on your prescription bottle and television static still existed…</p><br><p>We apologize, #Hindsighters, but <a href="https://twitter.com/darth_jader_" target="_blank">Darth</a> can’t really go on with these show notes. She tried to make this movie funny, but it was simply too scary for her chicken self.</p><br><p>That being said, she’ll leave you with a few questions and lessons from The Conjuring:</p><p><br></p><ol> <li> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KinUMIS3Yc" target="_blank">Ron Livingston</a> can beat the hell out of a copier, but not a ghost? What the hell?</li> <li>Blindfolding the Seeker makes Hide ‘n’ Seek (and Quidditch) so much more exciting.</li> <li>How do you create a friendly haunting?</li> <li>Exorcisms are like horcruxes; they take a lot out of you.</li> </ol><p><br></p><p>The ultimate life lesson from The Conjuring, you ask? If you ever try to harm their dogs, Darth and Jason will go full <a href="https://allthatsinteresting.com/killer-whales-eat-sharks" target="_blank">Killer Whale</a> on your ass.</p><br><hr><p style="color: grey; font-size: 0.75em;"> See <a style="color: grey;" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.</p>
