Summary: <p>This week, <a href="https://twitter.com/northfoggy" target="_blank">Jason</a> and Katie enjoy their Dark Alchemy and Moon Cloud from <a href="https://www.variantbrewing.com/draftlist" target="_blank">Variant Brewing</a> while <a href="https://twitter.com/darth_jader_" target="_blank">Darth</a> is denied her Raspberry Lemon Gose; she makes due with the delicious Conditional Love. Whoever bought the last of her favorite crowler, you know who you are and you’re dead to us.</p><br><p>We are totally buggin’ in this episode where you can practically hear Jason’s manhood dying a slow, painful death as Darth and Katie discuss dresses and how dreamy <a href="https://people.com/tv/jimmy-fallon-paul-rudd-you-spin-me-round-music-video/" target="_blank">Paul Rudd</a> is. We ask you, who DOESN’T want an ex-step brother to fall in love with?</p><br><p>As inconceivable as it seems to have Wallace Shawn in a 90s teen flick, he makes an appearance to teach the youth of America about debate and Haitians. Fortunately, he avoids getting into a land war in Asia along the way.</p><br><p>There are quite a few takeaways in this week’s episode:</p><p><br></p><ol> <li>Despite his ability to shave his head and keep it real, Turk just doesn’t look right without J.D.</li> <li>The <a href="https://bittersoutherner.com/688-the-brief-charmed-life-of-an-atlanta-punk-mecca#.XMXhzjBKiM8" target="_blank">688 club</a> was basically Atlanta’s Studio 54 back in the day, but <a href="https://www.bosstonesmusic.com/" target="_blank">Dicky Barrett</a> couldn’t stage dive well enough to play there.</li> <li>Jason is a “professional” man who represents the entire male species. You can tweet your displeasure about this to <a href="https://twitter.com/northfoggy" target="_blank">@northfoggy</a>.</li> </ol><p><br></p><p>We also get some really great dating lessons from Clueless.</p><br><p>To have the perfect date night, bake some cookie dough for your cake boy and binge some Tony Curtis. Just make sure you don’t fall off the bed when you strike a pose. Also, if you want to sound smart in front of a man, make sure to mention the existential nature of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxM5_WDAD2o" target="_blank">Ren & Stimpy</a>. But if a guy doesn’t return your affections, ladies, just blow off school and catch the new Christian Slater!</p><br><p>The ultimate dating questions are whether you are a <a href="https://www.thedailybeast.com/clueless-glossary-buggin-cake-boy-and-more-90s-slang-from-the-film" target="_blank">Betty or a Monet</a>? A Baldwin or a Barney? You’ll never land a sibling significant other until you find out.</p><br><p>As always, listeners, we appreciate you tolerating our weekly bout of nonsense.</p><br><p>We’re Audi.</p><br><hr><p style="color: grey; font-size: 0.75em;"> See <a style="color: grey;" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a> for privacy and opt-out information.</p>
