Summary: Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Five) It's off to Thailand this week to experience what happens when Elyse loses her mind, Onyeka discovers both irony AND hypocrisy (while having no understanding of the definition of "gossip"), Heather gives up her mouth virginity (losing her status as a "Tip to Stern Virgin") and Colton spends a lot of the episode as confused as we are. (Though that might have more to do with Kirpa's mysterious injury.)
