Gluteal Amnesia – Audio Book Narrator & Theatre Artist Extraordinaire, Kevin Theis – Episode 58
Summary: Booth One welcomes back co-host Paul Stroili, and special guest <a href="http://kevintheis.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Kevin Theis</a>, actor, writer, director and audio book narrator, for some wild and wacky conversation. Kevin recently directed The My Way Residential, a world premiere play by Geraldine Aaron for the <a href="http://irishtheatreofchicago.org/current-season/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Irish Theatre of Chicago</a>, running though June 25, 2017 at the Den Theatre. Can't wait to see it!<br> <br> In our ongoing fascination with shark stories, we discovered this: When porn star Molly Cavalli dropped down under water into a shark cage wearing a "white hot swimsuit," her presence apparently enticed a 10-foot lemon shark. The next thing you know she's screaming as she clutches her bloody foot. <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/05/porn-star-bitten-by-shark-trying-to-film-underwater-promo/">Check out the video</a>. Further evidence to never get out of the boat!<br> <br> <br> <br> Kevin describes his audio narrating career reading some of the world's great books, like Jack London's Call of the Wild, the Autobiography of Charles Darwin, Sun Tzu's The Art of War, and of course the classic, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvctZBUaki8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bigfoot and Frankenstein</a>! Kevin records for <a href="http://www.audible.com/t2/freetrial6?source_code=GO1GBSH08051690CG&mkwid=s421hlN1t_dc&pcrid=154073609224&pmt=e&pkw=audible.&cvosrc=ppc.google.audible.&cvo_campaign=226473129&cvo_crid=154073609224&Matchtype=e&gclid=CjsKDwjw6qnJBRDpoonDwLSeZhIkAIpTR8K7ywz9ybjxdOfqcpTh8HWQf3g2mo5ugwZC19dkjY-1GgI4SfD_BwE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Audible</a>, and has newly formed his own audio book company, <a href="http://kevintheis.com/audiobooks/fort-raphael-publishing-company/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Fort Raphael Publishing Company</a>.<br> <br> Booth One gets health conscious by reporting on gluteal amnesia, commonly known as <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4501096/Doctors-report-rise-people-sleeping-butt-syndrome.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Sleeping Butt Syndrome</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOa41MVyvQk"></a>. Sitting all day can lead to a flat butt because muscles are disengaged for so long they forget how to wake up. The cures? Walk around for 30 seconds every half hour. Get a standing desk like most Scandinavians have (of course). Use a foam roller. Vary your workouts to include donkey kicks, squats and planks. Testing for sleeping butt syndrome is easy - squeeze each butt cheek to see if it engages. Keep moving and stay healthy!<br> <br> The world's oldest person has died....again! <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Morano" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Emma Morano</a>, 117, the last person kno<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Morano"></a>wn to have been born in the 1800s. Born in Piedmont, Italy in 1899, Morano credited her longevity to ending her abusive marriage in 1938 and a diet of raw eggs and cookies. She held the Guinness World Record titles for oldest living person and oldest living woman. Stay tuned for more updates on the world's oldest living humans.<br> <br> Paul Stroili's first feature film begins shooting in Long Beach in June. We are excited for him and will keep you posted!<br> <br> Gary, Paul and Kevin take a crack at <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/11/fashion/no-37-big-wedding-or-small.html?_r=0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">36 Questions Designed to Help You Fall in Love with Anyone</a>. Asking thirty-six specific questions plus four minutes of sustained eye contact is purportedly a recipe for falling in love, or at least creating intimacy among complete strangers. After sampling select questions,
