#6: The Pitch: Champions League Extravaganza with Court Masters

Summary: As teams from all over Europe get ready to kick off this year’s UEFA Champions League action, disgraced sportscaster Court Masters is here with his expert analysis. Joined by a British sports historian, a French sex addict footballer and Cristiano Ronaldo’s mother, he provides insight into this winter’s competition, along with some thoughts on the global conspiracy regarding Earth’s shape.<br>Featuring Noah Telson (@telsonia) and Amy Jane.