59: The Condor Seeks a Wife

Summary: "The Condor Seeks a Wife" is pretty misleading, since the condor doesn’t really seek a wife, mostly he just pretends to be something else and then carries a poor, unsuspecting woman away. Real messed up right? Wait, it gets worse. The woman, after having some kids with the condor, just wants to get back to her life. Does she make it back? Listen to find out. Main moral of the story: damn condors, ruin EVERYTHING. Audio engineering provided by Aaron Crossland. You can listen to his band, F. LaRocque, at https://flarocque.bandcamp.com. Story music: “Ladies, Take Me With You” by Doctor Turtle, http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Doctor_Turtle/. Obligatory and friendly reminder to rate, review, and subscribe, please! Also, follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram!