Summary: To quote the great philosopher Jacopo Peterman: "This is incoherent drivel!" This movie was bad if you don't know anything about Harry Potter, and probably worse if you do. The only crime committed here was JK Rowling's nightmare of a script. In today's episode we review the latest offering from JK Rowling's Wizarding World, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. If you like movies with 1,800 main characters and countless subplots, boy are you in luck with this gem. Warning: as he gets warmed up, Mike does a fair amount of yelling in this one. It's always good to get worked up about stupid stories intended for children. (That's the thing though, this really wasn't! But it should have been!)
