Summary: The new Robin Hood movie is like stopping at McDonald's. Fine for the short term, sure, but no one could argue that you really NEEDED it. This latest retelling of the classic tale has all the things you've come to know and love about the Robin Hood mythos. Staples of the legend like leather jackets, machine gun cross bows, wildly varying accents, bridges made of reinforced steel, and lots of plot points ripped directly from Batman. You know, everything you'd expect to appear in an English village between the years 800-1200, A.D. We're surprised a Terminator didn't show up.
