Shooting spree

Summary: It’s not every day you see a unicorn. They’re an endangered species.<br><br> Just my luck, I’m looking at one through my rifle scope.<br><br> It’s standing between me and the deer I’ve been tracking.<br><br> It knows it’s in my way. It’s doing this to piss me off.<br><br> It’s taunting me. Daring me to shoot.<br><br> I unchambered the round and lowered my rifle.<br><br> Bastard.<br><br> That’s then the unicorn charged.<br><br> I tried to raise my rifle and fire at the beast, but the son of a bitch gored me and threw me into the thicket.<br><br> No wonder why these nasty fuckers are endangered.<br>