Summary: Hoopla Bantum is in a real lick of trouble! Will he escape the lair of the fearsome jungle golem and reunite with his wonderful pixie wife so they may continue to haiku the praises of the lovers of Sunshine?? Or are we all tired of the straight white male perspective and secretly hoping he'll learn a lesson or get eaten by snake lawyer or something? Show of hands. 1, 2... Ok. It's split pretty evenly. Let's see what happens.
