Toasted Cake 186: An Open Letter to the Sentient AI Who Has Announced Its Intention to Take Over the Earth by Ken Liu

Summary: Toasted Cake 186! In which we are willing to assemble thingamajigs.Last night, while perusing cat pictures posted on Facebook by my sister-in-law, I saw your birth announcement from Mr. Zuckerberg, followed seventeen seconds later by your own declaration of independence...