Wet Dream and Morning Wood
Summary: <p>A Wet Dream and Morning Wood the same day, why not? Michigan loses the National Championship game, The Tigers season is finally underway, and some Masters talk.</p> <p><br> <b>Beer of the Week: </b><span style="font-weight: 400;">Odd Side Ales Morning Wood Stout</span></p> <p><b>WTF Facts of The Week:</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Before last year, 1983 was the last time both the Pistons and the Red Wings missed the playoffs</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">In the 1980’s, A&W tried to compete with the McDonald’s ¼ pounder with a ⅓ pounder sold at the same price. The product failed because people thought ¼ pounder was bigger.</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Music has been known to improve relationships. It can strengthen a couple’s bond and relieve tension.</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">In 1978, a college student making minimum wage could pay for 4 years of college with no debt</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">In 2017, Pornhub displayed a message that it shared the video you were watching on your social media as a April Fool’s joke.</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Flat Earthers!</span></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><b>Weekly Rundown!</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Affluenza Teen Freed After Two Years In Jail For Violating His Probation<br> </span><a href="https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/02/us/ethan-couch-affluenza-jail.amp.html"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/02/us/ethan-couch-affluenza-jail.amp.html</span></a></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Ex-MSU Players Will Not Get Jail Time For Sexual Assult<br> </span><a href="https://deadspin.com/ex-msu-football-players-wont-get-jail-time-in-sexual-as-1824996227/amp?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://deadspin.com/ex-msu-football-players-wont-get-jail-time-in-sexual-</span></a><a href="https://deadspin.com/ex-msu-football-players-wont-get-jail-time-in-sexual-as-1824996227/amp?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">as-1824996227/amp?__twitter_impression=true</span></a></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">List Of Banned Phrases At The Masters<br> </span><a href="https://971theticket.radio.com/articles/list-banned-phrases-masters-photo"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://971theticket.radio.com/articles/list-banned-phrases-masters-photo</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Jack Nicklaus Grandson Gets A Hole In One At The Masters Par 3 Contest<br> </span><a href="https://www.google.com/amp/www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/23031731/tom-watson-wins-par-3-contest-gt-nicklaus-grandson-jack-nicklaus-hole-one-augusta-national%3fplatform=amp"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://www.google.com/amp/www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/23031731/tom-watson-wins-par-3-contest-gt-nicklaus-grandson-jack-nicklaus-hole-one-augusta-national%3fplatform=amp</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Tony Finau Hole In One Celebration Ruined By His Left Ankle<br> </span><a href="https://deadspin.com/tony-finau-fucked-up-his-ankle-while-celebrating-a-hole-1824994415/amp?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://deadspin.com/tony-finau-fucked-up-his-ankle-while-celebrating-a-hole-1824994415/amp?__twitter_impression=true</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Sergio Takes A 13…A Fucking 13 on the Par-5 15th<br> </span><a href="https://deadspin.com/sergio-garcia-does-that-thing-from-the-golf-movie-hits-1825028637/amp?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://deadspin.com/sergio-garcia-does-that-thing-from-the-golf-movie-hits-1825028637/amp?__twitter_imp</span></a></p>
