Summary: join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 9, episodes 8 & 9 including: WELCOME TO 2018!, car accidents, enrique iglesias, vampires, fainting, hoochie, sara’s “weight loss”, sequins, benny ninja, ann shoket, project runway crossover, bianca’s frenemies, gas lighting heather, FIDM, neal hammil, and CHINESE LION/DRAGON.