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Summary: <p>Perrin distribution for No Rules has changed, Rick Astley and Phil Coke are making returns, Scuba gets lost in Ikea, and more.</p> <p></p> <p><b>Beer of the Week: </b><span style="font-weight: 400;">Ballast Point High West Barrel Aged Victory At Sea..Imperial Porter with coffee and vanilla flavors aged in High West bourbon and rye barrels…coming in at a light 12%</span></p> <p> </p> <p><b>Beer News: </b><span style="font-weight: 400;">Perrin will not sell bottles of No Rules in stores…only from the brewery.</span></p> <p> </p> <p><b>Stupid F-ing Facts Of The Week</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Until 2011, Russia categorized beer as a soft drink.</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kim Jong Un has banned sarcasm in North Korea</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">According to a study, 24 is the age you are most likely to shop at IKEA</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">It would take a sloth one month to travel one mile</span></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><b>Weekly Rundown!</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Snowmeggedon 2018 Begins Around Midnight, 6-9 Inches Forecasted<br> </span><a href="https://www.wxyz.com/news/aaa-michigan-issues-winter-weather-warning-urges-drivers-to-stay-off-roads"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://www.wxyz.com/news/aaa-michigan-issues-winter-weather-warning-urges-drivers-to-stay-off-roads</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Rick Astley Live At St. Andrews April 21st</span></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Chief Wahoo Logo To Retire In 2019<br> </span><a href="http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2018/01/30/native-americans-benching-wahoo-step-in-right-direction/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2018/01/30/native-americans-benching-wahoo-step-in-right-direction/</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Chris Collinsworth Expects The Lions To Reach The Superbowl In The Near Future<br> </span><a href="https://amp.freep.com/amp/1080191001?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://amp.freep.com/amp/1080191001?__twitter_impression=true</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">MLB All-Star Game 11th Inning To Have Runner Starting At 2nd Base According to New Pace-of-Play Rules<br> </span><a href="http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2018/01/30/mlb-asks-all-star-11th-start-with-runner-on-2nd/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2018/01/30/mlb-asks-all-star-11th-start-with-runner-on-2nd/</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Hawaii Emergency Management Agency Employee Who Sent False Ballistic Missile Alert Has Been Fired<br> </span><a href="https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/01/30/us/hawaii-false-alarm-investigation/index.html?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/01/30/us/hawaii-false-alarm-investigation/index.html?__twitter_impression=true</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Brady Home Has A New Gig In The NFL<br> </span><a href="https://247sports.com/college/michigan/Bolt/REPORT-Former-U-M-head-coach-Brady-Hoke-accepts-NFL-position-114372288"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://247sports.com/college/michigan/Bolt/REPORT-Former-U-M-head-coach-Brady-Hoke-accepts-NFL-position-114372288</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Roger Goodell Wants The League To Look Into The Catch Rule This Offseason<br> </span><a href="http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2018/01/31/goodell-wants-league-to-look-deeply-into-catch-rule/"><span style="font-weight: 400;">http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2018/01/31/goodell-wants-league-to-look-deeply-into-catch-rule/</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Phil Coke Looking To Make A Comeback<b></b></span></p>