Your Mom on French Toast
Summary: <p>NCAA Tourney talk. Is a Chinese space station going to fall on lower Michigan? Lions, Tiger talk and more</p> <p></p> <p><b>Beer of the Week: </b><span style="font-weight: 400;">Pigeon Hill Your Mom On French Toast…11%</span></p> <p> </p> <p><b>Beer News:</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Oberon Day is March 26</span></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><b>WTF Facts of The Week:</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Right now there are about 50 million people worldwide drunk</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Making your bed is one of the quickest ways to achieve a sense of calm and order </span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Blood donors in Sweden are sent a text message every time their blood is used</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Steve Jobs had a high school GPA of 2.65</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">PlayStation 2 was so popular that it was produced up to a month before PS4 was announced</span></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><b>NCAA Tourney</b></p> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">The Big Ten regular season champion gets a 3 seed, the Big Ten Tourney Champion gets a 3 seed, third place finisher in the Big Ten gets a 2 seed…makes no sense</span> <ul> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">North Carolina gets a 2 seed with 10 loses</span></li> </ul> </li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Michigan State plays Bucknell in Detroit</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Michigan plays Montana in Witchita</span></li> <li style="font-weight: 400;"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Upsets of the day: Rhode Island defeats Oklahoma in OT…not really an upset, Loyola-Chicago defeats Miami, Fl</span></li> </ul> <p> </p> <p><b>Weekly Rundown!</b></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Royal Wedding Set For May 19th At 7AM Local Time<br> </span><a href="https://amp.detroitnews.com/amp/32902545?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://amp.detroitnews.com/amp/32902545?__twitter_impression=true</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Chinese Space Station That Is Free Falling From Space Could Hit Lower Michigan<br> </span><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486985/Lower-Michigan-crash-site-falling-Chinese-space-station.html"><span style="font-weight: 400;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5486985/Lower-Michigan-crash-site-falling-Chinese-space-station.html</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Former President Barack Obama Has MSU Winning The National Title<br> </span><a href="https://www.wxyz.com/news/former-president-barack-obama-picks-michigan-state-spartans-to-win-ncaa-tournament"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://www.wxyz.com/news/former-president-barack-obama-picks-michigan-state-spartans-to-win-ncaa-tournament</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Former Tigers Prospect Released After Domestic Violence Video Surfaces After A Practice<br> </span><a href="https://www.freep.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2018/03/15/justin-verlander-detroit-tigers-farmhand-caught-beating-girlfriend/428890002/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://www.freep.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2018/03/15/justin-verlander-detroit-tigers-farmhand-caught-beating-girlfriend/428890002/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter</span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">After 10,363 Consecutive Snaps, Joe Thomas Retires<br> </span><a href="https://deadspin.com/there-goes-joe-thomas-1823777464/amp?__twitter_impression=true"><span style="font-weight: 400;">https://deadspin.com/there-goes-</span></a></p>
